Oliver Hawthorne
@atlanticcityreject.bsky.social
Ex-Showman, general fuck-up.
Pinned
And all the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies.
Can I fire you from friendship?
WHEEZE
I had a HUGE crush on you at first and then I was like, this dude sucks. And then I realized you're gay. So I was right. But not in the way I thought I meant.
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Can I fire you from friendship?
Happy, uh, birthday? I don’t fuckin’ know.
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happy, uh, birthday? I don’t fuckin’ know.
Understandable. Have a space day.
no 👍
Just have normal trauma.
March 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Understandable. Have a space day.
Just have normal trauma.
i mean probably.
Do you have insane trauma?
March 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just have normal trauma.
Do you have insane trauma?
i just got here
I hate space people…
March 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Do you have insane trauma?
Why can’t you just have normal trauma like the rest of us?
March 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why can’t you just have normal trauma like the rest of us?
I hate space people…
March 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I hate space people…
Don’t send that freaky robot back here.
March 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Don’t send that freaky robot back here.
… are you talking to yourself?
it’s nice to meet you but it’s even better to meet me. my name is caroline mcpherson. i have two hundred and ninety hours on bast —
March 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
… are you talking to yourself?
… this feels like the start of a hate crime.
are you one o' them homosexuals?
I don’t know??? Pick a size that’s close? Like shoes.
March 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
… this feels like the start of a hate crime.
I don’t know??? Pick a size that’s close? Like shoes.
what if one's bigger than the other? or i'm in 'tween sizes?
Small, medium, large. Like everything else.
March 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don’t know??? Pick a size that’s close? Like shoes.
And you would? (He’s implying she ain’t got no boobs.)
I'm sure you would definitely know.
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
And you would? (He’s implying she ain’t got no boobs.)
Small, medium, large. Like everything else.
alright. what d'they call sizes?
it depends
you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Small, medium, large. Like everything else.
it depends
you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
what d'you think the bras 're for?
Nah, they got measuring bras for that.
March 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
it depends
you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
Can’t trust anybody in this town.
March 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can’t trust anybody in this town.
Nah, they got measuring bras for that.
yes they are?
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
March 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Nah, they got measuring bras for that.
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
March 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
(He goes to work pouring it.)
Just thinking. Gotta try to make up with a whole buncha people… and I ain’t exactly the most likable guy.
Just thinking. Gotta try to make up with a whole buncha people… and I ain’t exactly the most likable guy.
scotch. on the rocks, if y' got 'em.
what's got y' so down?
what's got y' so down?
Oh, uh, sure. What’s your poison?
March 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
(He goes to work pouring it.)
Just thinking. Gotta try to make up with a whole buncha people… and I ain’t exactly the most likable guy.
Just thinking. Gotta try to make up with a whole buncha people… and I ain’t exactly the most likable guy.
Oh, uh, sure. What’s your poison?
room f' one more?
Drinking alone…. Again.
March 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh, uh, sure. What’s your poison?
Drinking alone…. Again.
March 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Drinking alone…. Again.
Don’t worry, there’s a picture of the casino.
For some godforsaken reason, he can read. Some.
But he can't figure out where is this job application leading to.
But he can't figure out where is this job application leading to.
He’s putting up flyers in town.
HELP WANTED.
BOUNCER.
DEALER.
PAY NEGOTIABLE.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED.
(There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)
HELP WANTED.
BOUNCER.
DEALER.
PAY NEGOTIABLE.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED.
(There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Don’t worry, there’s a picture of the casino.
He’s putting up flyers in town.
HELP WANTED.
BOUNCER.
DEALER.
PAY NEGOTIABLE.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED.
(There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)
HELP WANTED.
BOUNCER.
DEALER.
PAY NEGOTIABLE.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED.
(There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
He’s putting up flyers in town.
HELP WANTED.
BOUNCER.
DEALER.
PAY NEGOTIABLE.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED.
(There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)
HELP WANTED.
BOUNCER.
DEALER.
PAY NEGOTIABLE.
EXPERIENCE PREFERRED NOT REQUIRED.
(There’s also pictures for the non-reading citizens.)
Percy sent a note via courier. He returned home…
Well, that seemed like a break-up if anything.
Well, that seemed like a break-up if anything.
March 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Percy sent a note via courier. He returned home…
Well, that seemed like a break-up if anything.
Well, that seemed like a break-up if anything.