arlo andazona
@vaqueroerrante.bsky.social
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arlo andazona
@vaqueroerrante.bsky.social
· Feb 27
ARLO ANDAZONA.
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wandering cowboy, damn good tracker. rides a stolen synth horse. survivor of the rattletail massacre, biding his time to return for revenge.
#falloutrp. mdni. mature themes.
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wandering cowboy, damn good tracker. rides a stolen synth horse. survivor of the rattletail massacre, biding his time to return for revenge.
#falloutrp. mdni. mature themes.
( wincing. ) i'm old, not deaf. how, uh, how can i help . . . ?
HOWDEE PARDNER
one interestin' lady . . .
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
( wincing. ) i'm old, not deaf. how, uh, how can i help . . . ?
one interestin' lady . . .
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
one interestin' lady . . .
sure can!
Can I get matching boots for King too?
'course you gotta have the boots t' back it up. i ain't goin' nowhere without my boots on, see? y' only as good as y' hat an' boots. folk forget that.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sure can!
'course you gotta have the boots t' back it up. i ain't goin' nowhere without my boots on, see? y' only as good as y' hat an' boots. folk forget that.
Prize money aka hat money
hmmm. good plan. a fine hat's mighty important f' y' character.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
'course you gotta have the boots t' back it up. i ain't goin' nowhere without my boots on, see? y' only as good as y' hat an' boots. folk forget that.
hmmm. good plan. a fine hat's mighty important f' y' character.
I'm gonna buy a new hat
And maybe a matching one for King
And maybe a matching one for King
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hmmm. good plan. a fine hat's mighty important f' y' character.
ain't that . . . *rain*?
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ain't that . . . *rain*?
what is . . . vape?
hey girl wanna hit the vape
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
what is . . . vape?
i dunno, kim-girl.
all i know is, wherever you go, i'm goin'. so's if y' goin' home t' y' magic fantasy world, i'm comin' with, no matter what.
all i know is, wherever you go, i'm goin'. so's if y' goin' home t' y' magic fantasy world, i'm comin' with, no matter what.
so my destiny is no longer available to me.
yes ma'am. and y' one o' us now, whether y' like it or not.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i dunno, kim-girl.
all i know is, wherever you go, i'm goin'. so's if y' goin' home t' y' magic fantasy world, i'm comin' with, no matter what.
all i know is, wherever you go, i'm goin'. so's if y' goin' home t' y' magic fantasy world, i'm comin' with, no matter what.
yes ma'am. and y' one o' us now, whether y' like it or not.
mmm, then it is a good thing.
all o' us is.
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
yes ma'am. and y' one o' us now, whether y' like it or not.
all o' us is.
animal, amst i?
don't i know it.
oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
all o' us is.
don't i know it.
oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
i also BITE.
y' sure bark a lot.
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
don't i know it.
oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
oye, if i could just think of an animal that barks 'afore it bites, hmm . . .
y' sure bark a lot.
didst thou call me a DOG?
speaking o' wild dogs in my love life . . .
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
y' sure bark a lot.
speaking o' wild dogs in my love life . . .
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
speaking o' wild dogs in my love life . . .
i think your dog just bit my dog or somethin'?
What is… going on.
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i think your dog just bit my dog or somethin'?
yes ma'am.
( showing a horribly ravaged planet earth to a group of humans. )
you did that.
you did that.
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
yes ma'am.
ain't you s'posed t' be neighin'?
wheezing
October 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ain't you s'posed t' be neighin'?
yes ma'am. an' who 're we t' tell her no? seems like a fine idea.
(Sage nodding...)
So...
The universe is sayin' it really wants Tirum to have hooves?
So...
The universe is sayin' it really wants Tirum to have hooves?
aw, well, it ain't the future y' oughta be lookin' at. 's the past, see? 'cos things go 'round 'n' 'round in some great big circle. same shit, diff'ren' day.
maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
yes ma'am. an' who 're we t' tell her no? seems like a fine idea.
aw, well, it ain't the future y' oughta be lookin' at. 's the past, see? 'cos things go 'round 'n' 'round in some great big circle. same shit, diff'ren' day.
maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
Yeah? What sort of future do you think it's showin'?
. . . yup, sounds 'bout right.
maybe it's a sign.
maybe it's a sign.
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
aw, well, it ain't the future y' oughta be lookin' at. 's the past, see? 'cos things go 'round 'n' 'round in some great big circle. same shit, diff'ren' day.
maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
maybe the universe's tellin' you it wants things a certain way. i dunno. i jus' follow the footsteps in the sand 'n' ride a damn fine horse.
. . . yup, sounds 'bout right.
maybe it's a sign.
maybe it's a sign.
It happened again, Arlo.
p'haps i can be of service in this here debate.
October 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
. . . yup, sounds 'bout right.
maybe it's a sign.
maybe it's a sign.
p'haps i can be of service in this here debate.
Not really what they mean by hung like a horse, is it?
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
p'haps i can be of service in this here debate.
HOWDY.
. . . say, pardner, y'aint seen my trusty canteen 'round here, have y'?
. . . say, pardner, y'aint seen my trusty canteen 'round here, have y'?
(Staring into space. Thinking about boys.)
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
HOWDY.
. . . say, pardner, y'aint seen my trusty canteen 'round here, have y'?
. . . say, pardner, y'aint seen my trusty canteen 'round here, have y'?
'scuse me. i'm lookin' f' a . . . uh, alice terigo? got a parcel for her. @allthewrongpieces.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
'scuse me. i'm lookin' f' a . . . uh, alice terigo? got a parcel for her. @allthewrongpieces.bsky.social
yeah, i betcha are. you're a bright one.
south? ( a sigh. he stretches, languid, like a cat. he considers what to say to her. )
. . . eh, let's just say not much y' don't got here. jus' less water, i guess.
south? ( a sigh. he stretches, languid, like a cat. he considers what to say to her. )
. . . eh, let's just say not much y' don't got here. jus' less water, i guess.
I gotta clean behind my ears??? Why- ugh, fine...
What's down South?
(She frowned) Not much. I been going hunting every so often to help out with food. They tell me I'm a decent shot!
What's down South?
(She frowned) Not much. I been going hunting every so often to help out with food. They tell me I'm a decent shot!
attagirl. now did you wash *'hind the ears*, too? gotta get all 'em nooks 'n' crannies, y'know.
aw, me? not much. smokin' 'n' snorin' mostly. got me a couple caps followin' someone down south.
aw, you don't wanna hear 'bout an ol' fart's day though. tell me 'bout yours.
aw, me? not much. smokin' 'n' snorin' mostly. got me a couple caps followin' someone down south.
aw, you don't wanna hear 'bout an ol' fart's day though. tell me 'bout yours.
September 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
yeah, i betcha are. you're a bright one.
south? ( a sigh. he stretches, languid, like a cat. he considers what to say to her. )
. . . eh, let's just say not much y' don't got here. jus' less water, i guess.
south? ( a sigh. he stretches, languid, like a cat. he considers what to say to her. )
. . . eh, let's just say not much y' don't got here. jus' less water, i guess.
yup. now normally y'd get y' mamá y' papá t' kiss it better, but i think you're plenty strong enough on y' own.
(aggressively rubbing spit into her hand) like this???
now rub it in.
September 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
yup. now normally y'd get y' mamá y' papá t' kiss it better, but i think you're plenty strong enough on y' own.