Eddie Hawke
@eddiemylove.bsky.social
Let this whole town hear your knuckles crack.
》 Boxing champion
》 She/Her
Fallout RP | MVRP | DARP | written by bardlockcafe
》 Story & banter
》 Current setting: New Vegas
SPECIAL: https://bsky.app/profile/eddiemylove.bsky.social/post/3lggeyi3xsc26
》 Boxing champion
》 She/Her
Fallout RP | MVRP | DARP | written by bardlockcafe
》 Story & banter
》 Current setting: New Vegas
SPECIAL: https://bsky.app/profile/eddiemylove.bsky.social/post/3lggeyi3xsc26
Probably, but would you wanna?
Can I fire you from friendship?
WHEEZE
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Probably, but would you wanna?
WHEEZE
I had a HUGE crush on you at first and then I was like, this dude sucks. And then I realized you're gay. So I was right. But not in the way I thought I meant.
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
WHEEZE
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Fight for everything you're worth? You're not worth much to begin with.
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fight for everything you're worth? You're not worth much to begin with.
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Your anger drives you.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Your anger drives you.
A boxer can tell when a punch is coming, and with Clarice's form?
Eddie tenses her abs just as the blow's going to hit.
"Jesus-"
She slaps an open palm against the inside of Clarice's wrist - not hard enough to bruise, just enough that it would sting someone who could feel it.
Eddie tenses her abs just as the blow's going to hit.
"Jesus-"
She slaps an open palm against the inside of Clarice's wrist - not hard enough to bruise, just enough that it would sting someone who could feel it.
Clarice punched Eddie in the stomach with her balled fist.
"NO M'FINE." Sniff. "Okay so. So make that fist and swing it like you're punchin' someone."
September 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A boxer can tell when a punch is coming, and with Clarice's form?
Eddie tenses her abs just as the blow's going to hit.
"Jesus-"
She slaps an open palm against the inside of Clarice's wrist - not hard enough to bruise, just enough that it would sting someone who could feel it.
Eddie tenses her abs just as the blow's going to hit.
"Jesus-"
She slaps an open palm against the inside of Clarice's wrist - not hard enough to bruise, just enough that it would sting someone who could feel it.
"NO M'FINE." Sniff. "Okay so. So make that fist and swing it like you're punchin' someone."
"... Do you need a hug?"
"W-WHO TOLD YOU M'DUMB AS SHIT..."
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"NO M'FINE." Sniff. "Okay so. So make that fist and swing it like you're punchin' someone."
"W-WHO TOLD YOU M'DUMB AS SHIT..."
”IS THAT SMARTER OR DUMBER THAN BEING DUMB AS SHIT?!"
"GIRL I'M DUMB AS FUCK."
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
"W-WHO TOLD YOU M'DUMB AS SHIT..."
"GIRL I'M DUMB AS FUCK."
"WELL WHY NOT?!"
"I don't even know what you're talkin' about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
September 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"GIRL I'M DUMB AS FUCK."
"I don't even know what you're talkin' about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I can't hang onto that, Eddie!!!!"
"Quit yellin' at me!!"
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"I don't even know what you're talkin' about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Quit yellin' at me!!"
"What do you want me to hang on to?!"
"Look. Do you want me to try to explain how bad I am at explainin' shit or do you want me to ex. Explain. Hang on-"
September 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Quit yellin' at me!!"
"Look. Do you want me to try to explain how bad I am at explainin' shit or do you want me to ex. Explain. Hang on-"
The teen closely examined her hand. "How is that NOT tucking my thumb???"
"Y'know, that's... fair enough. Don't tuck it [inside your fingers,] here..."
She steps in to adjust her hand, moving the stray thumb to fold under the knuckles on the bottom of the fist instead.
"See? Holds the fist together better too, or somethin'."
She steps in to adjust her hand, moving the stray thumb to fold under the knuckles on the bottom of the fist instead.
"See? Holds the fist together better too, or somethin'."
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Look. Do you want me to try to explain how bad I am at explainin' shit or do you want me to ex. Explain. Hang on-"
"Y'know, that's... fair enough. Don't tuck it [inside your fingers,] here..."
She steps in to adjust her hand, moving the stray thumb to fold under the knuckles on the bottom of the fist instead.
"See? Holds the fist together better too, or somethin'."
She steps in to adjust her hand, moving the stray thumb to fold under the knuckles on the bottom of the fist instead.
"See? Holds the fist together better too, or somethin'."
Clarice made a fist with her thumb jutting straight out, looking confused.
"Oh. YEAH. LET'S GET STARTED.
Alright, show me a fist. Don't tuck your thumb or you'll put pressure on it when you hit 'em and hurt yourself."
Alright, show me a fist. Don't tuck your thumb or you'll put pressure on it when you hit 'em and hurt yourself."
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Y'know, that's... fair enough. Don't tuck it [inside your fingers,] here..."
She steps in to adjust her hand, moving the stray thumb to fold under the knuckles on the bottom of the fist instead.
"See? Holds the fist together better too, or somethin'."
She steps in to adjust her hand, moving the stray thumb to fold under the knuckles on the bottom of the fist instead.
"See? Holds the fist together better too, or somethin'."
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I can fix them.
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I can fix them.
||i sleep, replies tomorrow when I'm not working or doding groceries
September 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
||i sleep, replies tomorrow when I'm not working or doding groceries
"Oh. YEAH. LET'S GET STARTED.
Alright, show me a fist. Don't tuck your thumb or you'll put pressure on it when you hit 'em and hurt yourself."
Alright, show me a fist. Don't tuck your thumb or you'll put pressure on it when you hit 'em and hurt yourself."
TEACH ME HOW TO THROW A GOOD PUNCH!
WHU–
September 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Oh. YEAH. LET'S GET STARTED.
Alright, show me a fist. Don't tuck your thumb or you'll put pressure on it when you hit 'em and hurt yourself."
Alright, show me a fist. Don't tuck your thumb or you'll put pressure on it when you hit 'em and hurt yourself."
WHU–
EDDIE!!!
Let Eddie teach you how to do it
September 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
WHU–
Ohhhhh.
...That's pretty damn smart.
...That's pretty damn smart.
September 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ohhhhh.
...That's pretty damn smart.
...That's pretty damn smart.
Sure, but would you want hehr in that close that long when she might not know if someone pulled a knife?
I think I got some time, I'm pretty sure Cienn fired me or somethin'.
I think I got some time, I'm pretty sure Cienn fired me or somethin'.
I'm just saying the hardest I've ever been hit was by a flyweight, but if you want to teach her boxing then go nuts
Maybe the professional should teach that one?
Also I don't think you wanna teach her haymakers, that's a bigass swing they'll see comin' and they only work well if they can't stop ya, like Trevor throwin' his weight around.
She's a lil thing, you want her gettin' in too fast for 'em to swing back.
Also I don't think you wanna teach her haymakers, that's a bigass swing they'll see comin' and they only work well if they can't stop ya, like Trevor throwin' his weight around.
She's a lil thing, you want her gettin' in too fast for 'em to swing back.
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sure, but would you want hehr in that close that long when she might not know if someone pulled a knife?
I think I got some time, I'm pretty sure Cienn fired me or somethin'.
I think I got some time, I'm pretty sure Cienn fired me or somethin'.
Maybe the professional should teach that one?
Also I don't think you wanna teach her haymakers, that's a bigass swing they'll see comin' and they only work well if they can't stop ya, like Trevor throwin' his weight around.
She's a lil thing, you want her gettin' in too fast for 'em to swing back.
Also I don't think you wanna teach her haymakers, that's a bigass swing they'll see comin' and they only work well if they can't stop ya, like Trevor throwin' his weight around.
She's a lil thing, you want her gettin' in too fast for 'em to swing back.
👂
Hear me out.
September 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Maybe the professional should teach that one?
Also I don't think you wanna teach her haymakers, that's a bigass swing they'll see comin' and they only work well if they can't stop ya, like Trevor throwin' his weight around.
She's a lil thing, you want her gettin' in too fast for 'em to swing back.
Also I don't think you wanna teach her haymakers, that's a bigass swing they'll see comin' and they only work well if they can't stop ya, like Trevor throwin' his weight around.
She's a lil thing, you want her gettin' in too fast for 'em to swing back.
Nah, you can make it.
September 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nah, you can make it.
Hear me out.
I should teach Clarice how to throw a haymaker
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hear me out.
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I think a pizza could fix me.
September 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I think a pizza could fix me.
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A: Why do you refuse to care about things?
B: The more you care, the more you have to lose.
A: The less you care the more you lose yourself.
B: The more you care, the more you have to lose.
A: The less you care the more you lose yourself.
September 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A: Why do you refuse to care about things?
B: The more you care, the more you have to lose.
A: The less you care the more you lose yourself.
B: The more you care, the more you have to lose.
A: The less you care the more you lose yourself.