Randy
rassaly.bsky.social
Randy
@rassaly.bsky.social
is this thing on
Sometimes you just gotta slum it down Bourbon St
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
this manning kid has gumption
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
my reaction to reading about the rats at port of call
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
does standing in line behind Richard Simmons at the Rouse’s on Royal St. count
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Holiday Playgirls at the SaturnBar
December 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Knee down!
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
breaking news fuckos
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
good lord stop the interview
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How much lane kiffins jacket cost?
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hey if your gonna face mask a guy make it a good one
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ooh I’ll play
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
plz go away
The fan involved in the DK Metcalf incident is holding a press conference Friday to "correct misinformation that has been publicly repeated as fact, and discuss the serious consequences" he's faced. bit.ly/4pQBJMv
Fan involved in DK Metcalf incident announces press conference
The NFL may have made its final decision regarding Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf, but the drama ensuing from Sunday is far from over.
bit.ly
December 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just saw Jenna Haze’s terrifying and deeply disturbing stories on Instagram . I hope someone who knows her can get help to her before it’s too late.
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Corner bar with Santa skeleton, Burgundy and St Ann, New Orleans
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
fire this fucking dumbass into the sun
“All we’re going to do is have us a great conversation with those folks in Greenland,” Landry said. “They’re in the Western Hemisphere, fits inside the Monroe Doctrine, and we’re gonna bring them some great Cajun food.”
Gov. Jeff Landry says more on how Trump picked him to talk Greenland into joining U.S.
“All we’re going to do is have us a great conversation with those folks in Greenland,” Landry said. “They’re in the Western Hemisphere, fits inside the Monroe Doctrine, and we’re gonna bring them some great Cajun food.”
bit.ly
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ah this sucks.
I was just at the gym watching a The Wire s2 episode, and came back to this awful news. Ransone was incredible in that season — so believable as the screw-up determined to live down to everyone's low opinion of him. And great in almost everything else I saw him do. RIP.
'The Wire' Star James Ransone Dead at 46 After Apparent Suicide
James Ransone -- an actor best known for his role in the hit show "The Wire" -- has died ... and the medical examiner is pointing to suicide as the cause.
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December 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
can’t imagine giving a flying fuck about any of this
Jake Paul just spit out blood and said his jaw was broken in the post fight interview
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
mark ingram numbers
Combined: 58 carries for 83 yards tonight from Oklahoma and Alabama

put it in the hall of fame
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Combined: 58 carries for 83 yards tonight from Oklahoma and Alabama

put it in the hall of fame
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Thinking about getting one of everything at the chart room Christmas party tonight
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Have you tried Apple's "Clean Up" ai function in Photos? It's advertised as being able to remove blemishes, distracting details, entire objects. But if you use it in any photo that contains nudity it switches to a censored pixelation mode. One step closer to my tweeted predictions.
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Y’all Influencers is a great fuckin’ movie, especially for a sequel.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Hey all, a friend’s cafe and comedy club, @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social, is getting review bombed on Google because they helped stand up to ICE. If you’ve ever been there or live in New Orleans, please drop them a positive review.

sports drink: café & comedy club reviews share.google/ETsWCbUhGOJV...
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December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Anyone need a 50-gallon drum? Free for the taking in the quarter
December 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Omg grupe’s gonna try a 60-yarder for the colts?
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM