Jr. Bacon Skeezeburger
@raspberrysyrup.bsky.social
I am a sleezy cheesy burger
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December 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on
April 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on
April 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My sweet angel
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My sweet angel
Luna relaxing
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Luna relaxing
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Interrupting your doom scrolling with some cute wolves 💕
March 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Interrupting your doom scrolling with some cute wolves 💕
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my father was killed by a heart shaped box of chocolates you son of a bitch
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
my father was killed by a heart shaped box of chocolates you son of a bitch
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You come to me on this, the day of my super bowl
February 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You come to me on this, the day of my super bowl
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I hope my enemies never find the cool side of the pillow
February 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hope my enemies never find the cool side of the pillow
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One of the funniest things is the panic from a dog who has not yet found the right spot to poop in but can't hold it anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One of the funniest things is the panic from a dog who has not yet found the right spot to poop in but can't hold it anymore.
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BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
February 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.
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Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.
Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.
Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.
February 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.
Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.
Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.
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January 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Count Orlok in every scene #nosferatu
February 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Count Orlok in every scene #nosferatu
"those stairs look slippery", my boyfriend declared, immediately before Thomas slipped down the creepy dungeon stairs.
#nosferatu
#nosferatu
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"those stairs look slippery", my boyfriend declared, immediately before Thomas slipped down the creepy dungeon stairs.
#nosferatu
#nosferatu
Nosferatu should just be called "Thomas makes terrible decisions".
February 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Nosferatu should just be called "Thomas makes terrible decisions".
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"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."
January 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."
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"History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes"
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes"