Jesus Climent (Machete)
@rangermachete.bsky.social
Probably the only self-employed person fired for overperforming. Baker dropout. Uncivil engineer turned computer nerd. Creator of the 5150 cocktail. Temporary manager of two outstanding establishments where free drinks are served.
Has Priority Pass lost its value? All locations in SFO and other airports denied entry to PP holders due to "capacity" problems.
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Has Priority Pass lost its value? All locations in SFO and other airports denied entry to PP holders due to "capacity" problems.
I once met Derek Muller (from Veritasium) at my bar. Unfortunately we were closing...
July 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I once met Derek Muller (from Veritasium) at my bar. Unfortunately we were closing...
Dear telegram. No. I don't want to add my birthday.
Thanks.
Thanks.
July 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Dear telegram. No. I don't want to add my birthday.
Thanks.
Thanks.
TIL Charlot (in France and Spain, and probably many others) is known as The Tramp in English speaking countries.
I can't describe these weird feelings.
I can't describe these weird feelings.
June 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
TIL Charlot (in France and Spain, and probably many others) is known as The Tramp in English speaking countries.
I can't describe these weird feelings.
I can't describe these weird feelings.
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The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!
April 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!
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Gayle King is an Astronaut in the same sense that I am an Interior Designer (having just moved our furniture)
Please be serious, and give the correct honor and respect to real astronauts like Dr Mae Jemison. Gayle is a space tourist.
Please be serious, and give the correct honor and respect to real astronauts like Dr Mae Jemison. Gayle is a space tourist.
April 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Gayle King is an Astronaut in the same sense that I am an Interior Designer (having just moved our furniture)
Please be serious, and give the correct honor and respect to real astronauts like Dr Mae Jemison. Gayle is a space tourist.
Please be serious, and give the correct honor and respect to real astronauts like Dr Mae Jemison. Gayle is a space tourist.
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Eugenicists are so stupid.
The U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services has repeatedly claimed: “If you’re healthy, it’s almost impossible to die from an infectious disease in modern times.”
That is dangerously false.
www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...
That is dangerously false.
www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...
Experts Push Back on RFK Jr’s Infection Comments
The new Secretary of Health and Human Services has made claims about measles and other communicable diseases that could lead to sickness, and even death, his critics claim.
www.medscape.com
April 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Eugenicists are so stupid.
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If Trump can disappear green card holders for protesting war, he can disappear you.
If he can disappear visa holders for criticizing him, he can disappear you.
If he can disappear asylum seekers for tattoos, he can disappear you.
We must speak out now — before there is no one left to speak out.
If he can disappear visa holders for criticizing him, he can disappear you.
If he can disappear asylum seekers for tattoos, he can disappear you.
We must speak out now — before there is no one left to speak out.
March 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If Trump can disappear green card holders for protesting war, he can disappear you.
If he can disappear visa holders for criticizing him, he can disappear you.
If he can disappear asylum seekers for tattoos, he can disappear you.
We must speak out now — before there is no one left to speak out.
If he can disappear visa holders for criticizing him, he can disappear you.
If he can disappear asylum seekers for tattoos, he can disappear you.
We must speak out now — before there is no one left to speak out.
Well. Looks like nothing like marching with insurrectionists to the Capitol if you are jobless. You may not get unemployment benefits (because "oh socialism"), but still may get a salary.
March 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Well. Looks like nothing like marching with insurrectionists to the Capitol if you are jobless. You may not get unemployment benefits (because "oh socialism"), but still may get a salary.
This post aged so well... 9 days later and here we are witnessing the Signalgate chaos.
Without consequences for lying under oath. The head of the National Intelligence.
Without consequences for lying under oath. The head of the National Intelligence.
The difference between 2 months and 4 years is "mostly 4 years".
We are flooded with chaos, every single day.
I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.
If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.
We are flooded with chaos, every single day.
I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.
If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.
March 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This post aged so well... 9 days later and here we are witnessing the Signalgate chaos.
Without consequences for lying under oath. The head of the National Intelligence.
Without consequences for lying under oath. The head of the National Intelligence.
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I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values
Collecting rangers.
March 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Collecting rangers.
Musk eats shit for breakfast. That is simply a fact.
March 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Musk eats shit for breakfast. That is simply a fact.
The difference between 2 months and 4 years is "mostly 4 years".
We are flooded with chaos, every single day.
I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.
If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.
We are flooded with chaos, every single day.
I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.
If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.
March 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The difference between 2 months and 4 years is "mostly 4 years".
We are flooded with chaos, every single day.
I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.
If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.
We are flooded with chaos, every single day.
I miss the quiet of the Biden administration.
If you feel anxious, my recommendation is to disconnect from the news every now and then. Take care of yourself. But don't stop the fight.
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The Constitution is clear: the President can't arrest people he disagrees with.
By detaining Mahmoud Khalil — a legal permanent resident whose American wife is 8-months pregnant — Donald Trump seeks to undermine basic freedoms.
We must oppose this move toward authoritarianism.
By detaining Mahmoud Khalil — a legal permanent resident whose American wife is 8-months pregnant — Donald Trump seeks to undermine basic freedoms.
We must oppose this move toward authoritarianism.
March 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Constitution is clear: the President can't arrest people he disagrees with.
By detaining Mahmoud Khalil — a legal permanent resident whose American wife is 8-months pregnant — Donald Trump seeks to undermine basic freedoms.
We must oppose this move toward authoritarianism.
By detaining Mahmoud Khalil — a legal permanent resident whose American wife is 8-months pregnant — Donald Trump seeks to undermine basic freedoms.
We must oppose this move toward authoritarianism.
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"The president has been impeached. That's a pretty big lesson...I believe that he will be much more cautious in the future."
- Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), February 2020
www.cbsnews.com/news/susan-c...
- Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), February 2020
www.cbsnews.com/news/susan-c...
March 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"The president has been impeached. That's a pretty big lesson...I believe that he will be much more cautious in the future."
- Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), February 2020
www.cbsnews.com/news/susan-c...
- Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), February 2020
www.cbsnews.com/news/susan-c...
But hey, next time, wear a suit, mkay? /smh
March 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
But hey, next time, wear a suit, mkay? /smh
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Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine.
This you?
This you?
February 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine.
This you?
This you?
Well. I didn't have "witness the collapse of the USA in real time" in my bingo card. But here we are.
www.police1.com/federal-law-...
www.police1.com/federal-law-...
National Law Enforcement Accountability Database, which tracked federal officer misconduct, deleted
President Donald Trump’s order was part of broader efforts to reduce the federal government’s size and costs
www.police1.com
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Well. I didn't have "witness the collapse of the USA in real time" in my bingo card. But here we are.
www.police1.com/federal-law-...
www.police1.com/federal-law-...
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Take it from Luke Skywalker himself friends.
February 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Take it from Luke Skywalker himself friends.
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If you decided your vote on a single issue (whether it is "Mah Guns", abortion, immigration, the economy,...) you don't have the right to be outraged. Everything that's coming was part of the deal.
Next time think of all the people that may be impacted by all the issues you failed to make your own.
Next time think of all the people that may be impacted by all the issues you failed to make your own.
February 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you decided your vote on a single issue (whether it is "Mah Guns", abortion, immigration, the economy,...) you don't have the right to be outraged. Everything that's coming was part of the deal.
Next time think of all the people that may be impacted by all the issues you failed to make your own.
Next time think of all the people that may be impacted by all the issues you failed to make your own.
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