Jesus Climent (Machete)
@rangermachete.bsky.social
Probably the only self-employed person fired for overperforming. Baker dropout. Uncivil engineer turned computer nerd. Creator of the 5150 cocktail. Temporary manager of two outstanding establishments where free drinks are served.
Come to München actual, you can park inside (my apartment's parking).
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Come to München actual, you can park inside (my apartment's parking).
Wait, what that a single sentence without any commas, periods, and no uppercases?
My eyes hurt.
My eyes hurt.
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Wait, what that a single sentence without any commas, periods, and no uppercases?
My eyes hurt.
My eyes hurt.
I was wondering that myself
August 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I was wondering that myself
Survivor bias. A car would have probably killed you.
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Survivor bias. A car would have probably killed you.
Same question as Kym. Did I miss something?
April 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Same question as Kym. Did I miss something?
We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.
March 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.
We used to see zero in 1 USA presidents to be morons, and now we see one in 1. We need to investigate what happened. And find out.
March 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
We used to see zero in 1 USA presidents to be morons, and now we see one in 1. We need to investigate what happened. And find out.
The lack of any punctuation and the weird spacing makes the last sentence really funny, as it looks like an statement: "you're dying".
March 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The lack of any punctuation and the weird spacing makes the last sentence really funny, as it looks like an statement: "you're dying".
And devour feculence.
March 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
And devour feculence.