God sometimes I read my older writing and just want to cringe out of my skin. I'm not really a writer, I just write sometimes when I feel really passionate about something and so naturally it comes out sounding purple and pretentious, even when I'm trying to be concise.

Hahahahahahha man that's another great one, Howard Hughes playing Mr. Bean

peeeace

Never ask:
- a woman her age
- a man his salary
- Charles I what he was doing on 4 January 1642.

6 But I am a worm and not a man,
scorned by mankind and despised by the people.
7 All who see me mock me;
they make mouths at me; they wag their heads;

fucked up how the two types of therapy are CBT and DBT. what if you don't have a cock OR a dick

making an alt account and telling all my old moots that i feel like i’ve known them in a past life…..

I think polyamorous people and the aromantic community should team up to make some new and interesting relationship roles. Let me into your polycule in the role of hype man. I'll bring you snacks on date night and play romantic music when you kiss but I get the top bunk and you have to pay for lunch

sorry, followed him because i thought he was the mythical Wendigo disguised as a man, didn’t know about the ripping off ideas or trying to crush the internet archive

if i ever need an exorcism please make they use sparkling holy water

-// -. //HEAR ITS PULSE// -/. ./-

[meeting a new couple]

so, uh….. which one of you’s the captain, and which one’s the tennille?

Those eyes! This little tuxedo kitty is the definition of adorable. 🥰😻🖤🤍

Credit: kohaze102
#cat #catlover #cute #pets

Joey Ramona Flowers?
From DO GriddLEcannezDBearA?
How do?
No worries from dat crowBoy and his new plastic durries!
^3^🦀🐦‍⬛

CLUE: LITTLE MISS AMELIE QRS. CONTRARY?

"ELEFUNKY D MONQUAY WAS A REAL Q P AS MAYONAISE A DOLL COULD BE?
ADDY LITTLE PUNCHY YELLO ANA SILLY LITTLE NICO EFFIE DESOLETTE A DESOLETTE INDEED? FROM US PRETTY 3 MAIDS FROM SCHOOL~ Whats? Left?
A Rocker, A Ruler, Ya Rock Me aMeDeusA!!!" 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

if you can’t handle me at my worst, yeah alright that’s fair I get pretty bad