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"We still look for Moose and Squirrel. They make all the mischief and they must be stopped."
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"We still look for Moose and Squirrel. They make all the mischief and they must be stopped."
"Madonna and Sean Penn befriended [Harry] Crews and, divorcing, fought over his first editions." is the most relatable nugget of celebrity gossip I have ever encountered.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Madonna and Sean Penn befriended [Harry] Crews and, divorcing, fought over his first editions." is the most relatable nugget of celebrity gossip I have ever encountered.
“We rode across the hillocks and vales of Missouri, hiding in uniforms of Yankee blue.”
RIP Daniel Woodrell.
RIP Daniel Woodrell.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“We rode across the hillocks and vales of Missouri, hiding in uniforms of Yankee blue.”
RIP Daniel Woodrell.
RIP Daniel Woodrell.
Thrilled that my boss thinks Charlie Kirk was a fucking tool
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Thrilled that my boss thinks Charlie Kirk was a fucking tool
Chuck Yeager never said "We move fast and we break things.”
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Chuck Yeager never said "We move fast and we break things.”
You best go get the Gimp
RAJU: You swore in 2 GOP members during pro forma session. Why not swear in Grijalva? Does it have to do w/her signature on Epstein petition?
JOHNSON: It has nothing to do with that. We'll swear her in when everybody is back
R: Why not now?
J: Uh - we'll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants
JOHNSON: It has nothing to do with that. We'll swear her in when everybody is back
R: Why not now?
J: Uh - we'll schedule it, I guess, as soon as she wants
October 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You best go get the Gimp
"Omar's coming!" sounded better in the original German.
#AntifaHumor
#AntifaHumor
October 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Omar's coming!" sounded better in the original German.
#AntifaHumor
#AntifaHumor
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He's a dybbuk.
There's enough in Yiddishkeit to compass his soullessness.
There's enough in Yiddishkeit to compass his soullessness.
i wish calling stephen miller a vampire wasn't so antisemitism-adjacent because look at the guy
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
He's a dybbuk.
There's enough in Yiddishkeit to compass his soullessness.
There's enough in Yiddishkeit to compass his soullessness.
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A lot of people who think liberals are celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk are going to be really surprised when they see what celebrating the death of someone we hate actually looks like.
September 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A lot of people who think liberals are celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk are going to be really surprised when they see what celebrating the death of someone we hate actually looks like.
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Oh my word it works
A while ago, we started a #FixItFriday tradition. We keep a running list - large & small, digital & analog, anything broken or annoying - and work on it together.
Today's 30-second fix: to remove AI "preview" from search results, here's the setting for Chrome users: www.reddit.com/r/techsuppor...
Today's 30-second fix: to remove AI "preview" from search results, here's the setting for Chrome users: www.reddit.com/r/techsuppor...
July 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh my word it works
“There ain't no clean way to make a hundred million bucks . . . . Somewhere along the line guys got pushed to the wall, nice little businesses got the ground cut out from under them . . . . Decent people lost their jobs.... Big money is big power and big power gets used wrong. It's the system.”
July 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“There ain't no clean way to make a hundred million bucks . . . . Somewhere along the line guys got pushed to the wall, nice little businesses got the ground cut out from under them . . . . Decent people lost their jobs.... Big money is big power and big power gets used wrong. It's the system.”
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By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
July 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
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Geez..now they have drop off bins?
July 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Geez..now they have drop off bins?
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Happy Fun House Day (7/7/70) to all you Stooges freaks.
July 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy Fun House Day (7/7/70) to all you Stooges freaks.
"The band's "classic" lineup consisted of singer Darby Crash, guitarist Pat Smear, bassist Lorna Doom and drummer Don Bolles." #WhatWeDoIsSecret #TheGerms
July 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"The band's "classic" lineup consisted of singer Darby Crash, guitarist Pat Smear, bassist Lorna Doom and drummer Don Bolles." #WhatWeDoIsSecret #TheGerms
If you thought July 5th would pass without me wishing Warren Oates a Happy Birthday, well I guess you haven't been paying attention.
July 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you thought July 5th would pass without me wishing Warren Oates a Happy Birthday, well I guess you haven't been paying attention.
When your country is run like a Dollar General:
July 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When your country is run like a Dollar General:
"Mike" Johnson had to suck so much cock this week that he's allegedly shitting foreskins.
July 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Mike" Johnson had to suck so much cock this week that he's allegedly shitting foreskins.
Sounds like the Uvalde police department transferred to a cooler climate.
June 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sounds like the Uvalde police department transferred to a cooler climate.
Hoist the Black Flag
June 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hoist the Black Flag
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The one true king
June 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The one true king
Stanno mangiando i cani! Stanno mangiando i gatti!
June 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Stanno mangiando i cani! Stanno mangiando i gatti!
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History don’t repeat itself but that mfer sure do be rhyming.
June 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
History don’t repeat itself but that mfer sure do be rhyming.
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