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it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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This angle. My god.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Turns out Instagram will immediately delete your story if you attempt to write “Fuck ICE,” so that’s fun.
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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lol. lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Jesus Christ
September 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Frank Gore Jr. belongs on the Bears
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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The Bears have 38 points and. 476 total yards. They are 8-for-14 on third down, averaging 6.6 yards per play, and are 4-for-4 in the red zone.
August 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This Lyft smells so much like weed and air freshener I was just mentally transported back to high school
August 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Take a look at banner Michael
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am”

Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
May 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hard to imagine how tiny of a penis the man who made this room has
Quinn Ewers appears to be waiting in a taxidermy shop
April 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Got 10 hours of sleep last night. Haven't slept that much in maybe 5 years. Still tired
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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A WHAT CRIME
DC Metro Police have announced they're investigating the defacement of Teslas as potential hate crimes.

Their news release (faces obscured by me):
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Happy to say my transition to bluesky from twitter is seemingly almost complete. I opened Twitter today out of curiosity and immediately remembered why I stopped using it. It's not the worst place on the Internet though. That is still LinkedIn
February 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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CONFUSING WHITES
Lmao Reed Blankenship telling the crowd he's Reed when they start chanting Coop.

YOU'RE CONFUSING YOUR WHITES
February 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As an adult you forget that the difference between having the flu and a cold is massive. Holy shit what a week
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I know I’ve made mistakes in my life, plenty of them, but at least I never went down the path that would lead me to posting earnestly on LinkedIn.
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Just found out my little cousins in Philly have a two-hour delayed start at school tomorrow on account of the Birds.
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Could be about Drake or about Mahomes, you don’t even know
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The wrong people will criticize this bc it’s not for THEM, but this show is black as hell and Kendrick to the fullest.
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM