@ramennoodles3.bsky.social
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it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal
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This angle. My god.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This angle. My god.
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Turns out Instagram will immediately delete your story if you attempt to write “Fuck ICE,” so that’s fun.
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Turns out Instagram will immediately delete your story if you attempt to write “Fuck ICE,” so that’s fun.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Frank Gore Jr. belongs on the Bears
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Frank Gore Jr. belongs on the Bears
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The Bears have 38 points and. 476 total yards. They are 8-for-14 on third down, averaging 6.6 yards per play, and are 4-for-4 in the red zone.
August 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Bears have 38 points and. 476 total yards. They are 8-for-14 on third down, averaging 6.6 yards per play, and are 4-for-4 in the red zone.
This Lyft smells so much like weed and air freshener I was just mentally transported back to high school
August 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This Lyft smells so much like weed and air freshener I was just mentally transported back to high school
Take a look at banner Michael
June 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Take a look at banner Michael
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“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am”
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
May 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am”
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
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You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.
The Pulitzer Prize for illustrated reporting and
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
Ann Telnaes
Ann Telnaes was an editorial cartoonist for The Washington Post. She won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning in 2001 and was a finalist for the prize in 2022.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.
Hard to imagine how tiny of a penis the man who made this room has
April 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hard to imagine how tiny of a penis the man who made this room has
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Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
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Got 10 hours of sleep last night. Haven't slept that much in maybe 5 years. Still tired
March 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Got 10 hours of sleep last night. Haven't slept that much in maybe 5 years. Still tired
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A WHAT CRIME
DC Metro Police have announced they're investigating the defacement of Teslas as potential hate crimes.
Their news release (faces obscured by me):
Their news release (faces obscured by me):
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A WHAT CRIME
Happy to say my transition to bluesky from twitter is seemingly almost complete. I opened Twitter today out of curiosity and immediately remembered why I stopped using it. It's not the worst place on the Internet though. That is still LinkedIn
February 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Happy to say my transition to bluesky from twitter is seemingly almost complete. I opened Twitter today out of curiosity and immediately remembered why I stopped using it. It's not the worst place on the Internet though. That is still LinkedIn
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elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
![Musk: Well, President, uh, President Milei has a gift for me.
Schmitt: [hamming at camera] Javier Milei from Argentina, you guys know who that is, right?
Milei, a friendly-looking figure who resembles Bilbo Baggins right before he Smeagolifies, enters the stage carrying a chainsaw. He presents the chainsaw to the billionaire, who then waves it around unsteadily.
Musk: This… is… the chainsaw for bureaucracy. [pumps the chainsaw in the air] CHAINSAAAW!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4t2ziwnnescprzorvmrfduey/bafkreiaq5wpff25isb2ylypajpm57h5xlpb7ms6ws4fghayhnge2wqqbom@jpeg)
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...
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CONFUSING WHITES
Lmao Reed Blankenship telling the crowd he's Reed when they start chanting Coop.
YOU'RE CONFUSING YOUR WHITES
YOU'RE CONFUSING YOUR WHITES
February 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
CONFUSING WHITES
As an adult you forget that the difference between having the flu and a cold is massive. Holy shit what a week
February 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
As an adult you forget that the difference between having the flu and a cold is massive. Holy shit what a week
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I know I’ve made mistakes in my life, plenty of them, but at least I never went down the path that would lead me to posting earnestly on LinkedIn.
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I know I’ve made mistakes in my life, plenty of them, but at least I never went down the path that would lead me to posting earnestly on LinkedIn.
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Just found out my little cousins in Philly have a two-hour delayed start at school tomorrow on account of the Birds.
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Just found out my little cousins in Philly have a two-hour delayed start at school tomorrow on account of the Birds.
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Could be about Drake or about Mahomes, you don’t even know
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Could be about Drake or about Mahomes, you don’t even know
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The wrong people will criticize this bc it’s not for THEM, but this show is black as hell and Kendrick to the fullest.
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The wrong people will criticize this bc it’s not for THEM, but this show is black as hell and Kendrick to the fullest.