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My partner just uttered the most loving words a person can utter:
“You have too many books. They’re all over the place.
I’m gonna buy you a new bookcase.”
He’s a good man Savannah, a GOOD MAN.
“You have too many books. They’re all over the place.
I’m gonna buy you a new bookcase.”
He’s a good man Savannah, a GOOD MAN.
August 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My partner just uttered the most loving words a person can utter:
“You have too many books. They’re all over the place.
I’m gonna buy you a new bookcase.”
He’s a good man Savannah, a GOOD MAN.
“You have too many books. They’re all over the place.
I’m gonna buy you a new bookcase.”
He’s a good man Savannah, a GOOD MAN.
I really fucking hate my body sometimes and honestly I think that’s okay and valid at times
August 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I really fucking hate my body sometimes and honestly I think that’s okay and valid at times
at least someone is
Fish At Pretty Good Place In Its Life Right Now
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May 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
at least someone is
sometimes you have to scream into the void
May 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
sometimes you have to scream into the void
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but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
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they should rotate the moon so we can make sure it's not hiding something round the back. would help restore people's trust in the moon
May 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
they should rotate the moon so we can make sure it's not hiding something round the back. would help restore people's trust in the moon
I was at a bookstore today and got jumpscared by Stephanie Garber books, how are there more? They’re multiplying
May 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I was at a bookstore today and got jumpscared by Stephanie Garber books, how are there more? They’re multiplying
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anyone else feel like they’ve had to grieve the person they could’ve been
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
anyone else feel like they’ve had to grieve the person they could’ve been
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the real villian is late stage capitalism
March 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the real villian is late stage capitalism
ever look back at like old journals and shit and just go like “oh fuck” cause I just did and let me tell you, the mental illness was mental illnessing
April 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
ever look back at like old journals and shit and just go like “oh fuck” cause I just did and let me tell you, the mental illness was mental illnessing
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New book by RFK Jr, a sequel to his first book, The Very Hungry Brain Caterpillar.
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New book by RFK Jr, a sequel to his first book, The Very Hungry Brain Caterpillar.
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
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Ominous Demonic Aura Yodelling
January 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Ominous Demonic Aura Yodelling
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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February 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
January 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I tend to have pretty good timing. For example, I started getting therapy like four weeks ago.
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maybe book an appointment with your therapist after this one
January 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
maybe book an appointment with your therapist after this one
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Do you hoard every item you can get your hands on in a videogame and save it for “just in case” or are you normal?
January 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Do you hoard every item you can get your hands on in a videogame and save it for “just in case” or are you normal?
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Archaeologists’ Discovery Of Skeleton From 2.7 Years Ago Sheds No New Light On Anything
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January 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Archaeologists’ Discovery Of Skeleton From 2.7 Years Ago Sheds No New Light On Anything
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noooo dont die in battle youre too sexy ahah
January 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
noooo dont die in battle youre too sexy ahah
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People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode
January 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
People who laugh at a Tesla exploding are showing their ignorance of automotive engineering. This is a normal part of the development process, and the data gathered from the explosion will help Tesla to one day build a car that doesn’t explode
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it’s comforting to know that the worlds dumbest billionaire built a truck that is an active road bomb that is only purchased by the worlds dumbest guys
January 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
it’s comforting to know that the worlds dumbest billionaire built a truck that is an active road bomb that is only purchased by the worlds dumbest guys
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No beta we die like our democracy
December 10, 2024 at 8:04 AM
No beta we die like our democracy