Megan
@rafferbee.bsky.social
5 game shows, 40ish, 3 kids, 2 tired, 1 dog. Strictly posting nonsense
I just had my parent teacher conferences and all the teachers were so young! When did that happen?
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just had my parent teacher conferences and all the teachers were so young! When did that happen?
Vampire who’s poor because he keeps falling for pump and dump schemes for centuries
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Vampire who’s poor because he keeps falling for pump and dump schemes for centuries
I got my hairdresser to thicken my bangs today. I plan to slowly add more and more hair to it until I am just one big bang.
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I got my hairdresser to thicken my bangs today. I plan to slowly add more and more hair to it until I am just one big bang.
My son told how these are the new “funny numbers”
Most important news of the day: my investigation into why kids yell "SIX SEVEN" www.businessinsider.com/six-seven-fo...
Gen Alpha is yelling out '6-7' and "41." It makes no sense — and that's the point
Gen Zers are yelling out numbers like "6-7" and "41." But, why? Do they mean anything? It's all part of a much larger memeworld of "brainrot."
www.businessinsider.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My son told how these are the new “funny numbers”
I keep changing too many variables in my life to get any clear scientific evidence of what’s working. And then there’s the small sample size.
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I keep changing too many variables in my life to get any clear scientific evidence of what’s working. And then there’s the small sample size.
Just saw that American adults are suffering from depression at the highest rate ever. Congratulations, we did it!
September 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Just saw that American adults are suffering from depression at the highest rate ever. Congratulations, we did it!
It’s a constant struggle between me, who wants to keep the “good boxes” that come into our house, and my husband who wants to recycle them.
September 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s a constant struggle between me, who wants to keep the “good boxes” that come into our house, and my husband who wants to recycle them.
I had steak and coffee for breakfast. I feel very manly.
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I had steak and coffee for breakfast. I feel very manly.
Our pizza topping today was crab. #OnlyinMaryland
August 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Our pizza topping today was crab. #OnlyinMaryland
When I wake up I like to devote a good solid hour to anxiety and dread before starting my day.
August 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
When I wake up I like to devote a good solid hour to anxiety and dread before starting my day.
My shampoo bottle is black and my conditioner bottle is white, and I feel very strongly that it should be the other way around.
July 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My shampoo bottle is black and my conditioner bottle is white, and I feel very strongly that it should be the other way around.
Welcome to the Pit of Despair
July 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Welcome to the Pit of Despair
Just told my husband I am not in the headspace right now to have children. Too bad we already have three.
July 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just told my husband I am not in the headspace right now to have children. Too bad we already have three.
The man next to me in the orthodontist waiting room is drinking from a cup that has the Bristol Stool Chart printed on it. I don’t think I could drink from that.
June 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The man next to me in the orthodontist waiting room is drinking from a cup that has the Bristol Stool Chart printed on it. I don’t think I could drink from that.
We are not finishing this school year strong, we are stumbling towards the finish line.
June 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We are not finishing this school year strong, we are stumbling towards the finish line.
Our AC just gave up. Whee!
June 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Our AC just gave up. Whee!
“The library really likes designs that compliment books,” said my 9-year-old thoughtfully. He wants to win the bookmark contest and is taking notes on previous winners.
June 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“The library really likes designs that compliment books,” said my 9-year-old thoughtfully. He wants to win the bookmark contest and is taking notes on previous winners.
I dreamt that the USA banned all but 12 books. I don’t know the full list, but the only one I had in my house was the Bible. But you could bind books together with the Bible and then you could sell them. So everything was like “The Great Gatsby + The Bible”
June 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I dreamt that the USA banned all but 12 books. I don’t know the full list, but the only one I had in my house was the Bible. But you could bind books together with the Bible and then you could sell them. So everything was like “The Great Gatsby + The Bible”
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Bluesky is dying because we escaped the collapse of Twitter and now Death is picking us all off one by one
May 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bluesky is dying because we escaped the collapse of Twitter and now Death is picking us all off one by one
Adventures in chaperoning: I had to pay $136 to chaperone my middle schooler’s trip to HersheyPark this Friday. We have to get to school at 5:30 a.m. and they “guarantee” we’ll be home by 10 p.m.
May 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Adventures in chaperoning: I had to pay $136 to chaperone my middle schooler’s trip to HersheyPark this Friday. We have to get to school at 5:30 a.m. and they “guarantee” we’ll be home by 10 p.m.
Just saw this note at the library on a children’s program flyer: “Age limit strictly enforced with limited exceptions”. Well which one is it?
May 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Just saw this note at the library on a children’s program flyer: “Age limit strictly enforced with limited exceptions”. Well which one is it?
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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at this point i'm assuming the us navy is in some sort of brewster's millions scenario
May 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
at this point i'm assuming the us navy is in some sort of brewster's millions scenario