The really fancy town near us has a bunch of stores with one name “Bark” is the pet store, “Red” is the liquor store. I once went to “Nest” thinking it would have baby clothes but it was actually a furniture store.

Bear has eaten the pompoms off at least three of our Santa hats

I took this picture at Tower Bridge in London especially for my Dad, who spent many years as an asbestos engineer testing various public places for it.

Not at the same time, but our last dog was 108 lbs so I think of our new 70 lb dog as the little dog

Ha ha-ha ha ha

He’s disassociating

I’ve forgotten most of what my Latin professor taught me, but I remember him saying “you can destroy your life at least three times and completely reinvent yourself”

Fatigue
Chauffeur

I love Live Photos with little kids because I’m more likely to get a shot with them smiling

I can hyperextend my elbows. Also over the course of my life I’ve lost a thyroid, ovary, and gallbladder.

There was a wedding at The Office Convention I went to this month. It was between a Dwight impersonator and his bride, dressed up as Angela.

Dorothy Parker said you can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.