Simon
radiostitch.bsky.social
Simon
@radiostitch.bsky.social
Lifter, bit of techie, loves a murder mystery :)
The devil: [for it is he] *materialises*

Me: well, well, didn’t you just pop out of nowhere…

Devil: is now not convenient…?
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ah it’s that ‘black Friday’ time of year again - the period for updating email subscriptions to ‘unsubscribe’…
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Person: the end of the world is nigh, there will be dragons in the sky!

Me: ooooo, I love a good dragon!
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And the fluffy dice have been fitted :)
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: IKEA now include an enthusiastic yet unqualified assembly otter with every purchase.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly. Good luck, little otter!
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Hijo de Putin 🤣🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Should be an ‘on/off’ switch for filtering AI posts, yeah?
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Good night kisses from mum.
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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#CancelSpotify

They are running ICE ads.

They aren't the only company, but I think we should make an example out of Spotify and do an economic boycott against companies supporting masked, armed agents terrorizing innocent Americans with impunity.

Spread the word.

www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...
October 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The beer garden's defences are holding. For now.
October 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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This year has felt like 9 months of babysitting somebody else’s kid and they’re making you play a boardgame you don’t wanna play and making up the rules so only they can win and also they’re screaming the whole time and their parents aren’t coming home anytime soon and you’re paying them $150 a day
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Sorry. I wanted to show a picture of Steve with this one, but I can't find him?
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Tell you what, they say you learn best from your mistakes? Give me my phd now. Plz and thank you. In completely totally unrelated news: don’t delete the dev branch you just spent the last hour working on…
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Steve is quite shocked it's Monday again.
September 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Ahead of next week's ServerSide.swift conference in London, organizer and Swift server workgroup member @0xtim.bsky.social looks back at the growth of Swift as a platform for building server apps: www.swift.org/blog/swift-o...
The Growth of the Swift Server Ecosystem
Nearly ten years ago, Swift was open sourced and an official runtime for Linux was released. I’ve been involved with Swift on the server since almost the very beginning, originally picking it up as a ...
www.swift.org
September 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM