Rachael
@rachse.bsky.social
Only when Chatbots also include Cat Tax with their wrong answer will they come close to achieving the same results as asking a random person my dumb question.
August 20, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Only when Chatbots also include Cat Tax with their wrong answer will they come close to achieving the same results as asking a random person my dumb question.
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Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it
August 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Uhh yeah we gotta double my hamster prescription or I’m gonna lose it
A lot of people throwing around the word “stupid” as to why people don’t understand things.
Yes. Because we .. are a little stupid? And youse people keep teaching, explaining, and existing in terminology and legalese style offshoots of English instead of explaining/translating/teaching.
Yes. Because we .. are a little stupid? And youse people keep teaching, explaining, and existing in terminology and legalese style offshoots of English instead of explaining/translating/teaching.
August 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
A lot of people throwing around the word “stupid” as to why people don’t understand things.
Yes. Because we .. are a little stupid? And youse people keep teaching, explaining, and existing in terminology and legalese style offshoots of English instead of explaining/translating/teaching.
Yes. Because we .. are a little stupid? And youse people keep teaching, explaining, and existing in terminology and legalese style offshoots of English instead of explaining/translating/teaching.
How to fix toilet problems:
1. Have politicians take a diuretic and hydrate themselves
2. Drop them into the middle of suburbia with no car
3. Reform
1. Have politicians take a diuretic and hydrate themselves
2. Drop them into the middle of suburbia with no car
3. Reform
August 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
How to fix toilet problems:
1. Have politicians take a diuretic and hydrate themselves
2. Drop them into the middle of suburbia with no car
3. Reform
1. Have politicians take a diuretic and hydrate themselves
2. Drop them into the middle of suburbia with no car
3. Reform
“Timothy Oliphant with his bleached brows in Alien Earth” was not what I expected to stir my loins, but here we are.
August 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“Timothy Oliphant with his bleached brows in Alien Earth” was not what I expected to stir my loins, but here we are.
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it's not that I think I'm too smart to ever get sucked into a cult, it's more that I know I am unwilling to participate in anything even resembling a group project under any circumstances
August 21, 2023 at 4:29 PM
it's not that I think I'm too smart to ever get sucked into a cult, it's more that I know I am unwilling to participate in anything even resembling a group project under any circumstances
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I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING
August 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING
You may have *one* (1) attempt at seriously discussing Transgender bans on toilets but only if you answer these riddles three:
1. Where is the nearest publicly accessible toilet to your current location?
2. Who is in charge of the local public toilets?
3. Where is the second nearest public loo?
1. Where is the nearest publicly accessible toilet to your current location?
2. Who is in charge of the local public toilets?
3. Where is the second nearest public loo?
August 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
You may have *one* (1) attempt at seriously discussing Transgender bans on toilets but only if you answer these riddles three:
1. Where is the nearest publicly accessible toilet to your current location?
2. Who is in charge of the local public toilets?
3. Where is the second nearest public loo?
1. Where is the nearest publicly accessible toilet to your current location?
2. Who is in charge of the local public toilets?
3. Where is the second nearest public loo?
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Look at this fucking tomato we ate for dinner. It's four dimensional. Hypercube ass tomato
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Look at this fucking tomato we ate for dinner. It's four dimensional. Hypercube ass tomato
I miss when programmers were about new tech and decentralisation and open source, but the same dudes are working for Techbros right now and it’s weirding me out.
August 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I miss when programmers were about new tech and decentralisation and open source, but the same dudes are working for Techbros right now and it’s weirding me out.
At some point an active decision was made to get medication to treat something that makes tasks ridiculously hard, a RIDICULOUSLY HARD TASK.
August 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
At some point an active decision was made to get medication to treat something that makes tasks ridiculously hard, a RIDICULOUSLY HARD TASK.
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Every convention should have a guest of dishonor who goes around behaving disgracefully and causing harmless amiable mayhem
August 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Every convention should have a guest of dishonor who goes around behaving disgracefully and causing harmless amiable mayhem
Tech companies: China are going to steal all your data!
Me: Before you? So China are better at tech, and I should switch to their projects?
Me: Before you? So China are better at tech, and I should switch to their projects?
August 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Tech companies: China are going to steal all your data!
Me: Before you? So China are better at tech, and I should switch to their projects?
Me: Before you? So China are better at tech, and I should switch to their projects?
Renting is having a subscription to a home.
August 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Renting is having a subscription to a home.
I just want to be “my furniture comes assembled” rich.
August 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I just want to be “my furniture comes assembled” rich.
Reverse Medusa, where if you perceive me I freeze and turn into a blob of tears.
August 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Reverse Medusa, where if you perceive me I freeze and turn into a blob of tears.
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just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.
August 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.
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can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)
August 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
can’t believe we opted for 1984 dystopia (surveillance and denial of historical fact) and Fahrenheit 451 dystopia (erosion of literacy) instead of Brave New World dystopia (everyone gets fucked up on government-sanctioned drugs and goes to the movies all the time)
Can someone explain why Copyright Infringement isn’t Corporate Espionage, as if I’m 5?
Is it just gonna be because big businesses can rip small ones off with less severe words attached?
Is it just gonna be because big businesses can rip small ones off with less severe words attached?
August 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Can someone explain why Copyright Infringement isn’t Corporate Espionage, as if I’m 5?
Is it just gonna be because big businesses can rip small ones off with less severe words attached?
Is it just gonna be because big businesses can rip small ones off with less severe words attached?
Making your therapist laugh is winning, but is making her tell you to write a column a bad sign?
August 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Making your therapist laugh is winning, but is making her tell you to write a column a bad sign?
My GP (🇦🇺 Doctor) asked me which ENT I’d like to be referred to and this is a new level unlocked for me, where I’m doing the doctors job finding me specialists. Am I… the doctor now?
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My GP (🇦🇺 Doctor) asked me which ENT I’d like to be referred to and this is a new level unlocked for me, where I’m doing the doctors job finding me specialists. Am I… the doctor now?
The Hulk busting armour in Iron Man was named “Veronica”, from the Archie comics because she was Betty’s rival. Bruce Banner’s girlfriend was Betty. It’s a beautiful and subtle nerdy nod to relationships.
Meanwhile real billionaires call shit “PALANTIR” because apparently supervillains are BORING.
Meanwhile real billionaires call shit “PALANTIR” because apparently supervillains are BORING.
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Hulk busting armour in Iron Man was named “Veronica”, from the Archie comics because she was Betty’s rival. Bruce Banner’s girlfriend was Betty. It’s a beautiful and subtle nerdy nod to relationships.
Meanwhile real billionaires call shit “PALANTIR” because apparently supervillains are BORING.
Meanwhile real billionaires call shit “PALANTIR” because apparently supervillains are BORING.
Ads be telling me they need me for opportunities, but the opportunity is them making money off me.
July 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ads be telling me they need me for opportunities, but the opportunity is them making money off me.
Woke: “ADHD isn’t a disorder”
Broke: ADHD isn’t a disability
Bespoke: ADHD is SO DISORDERED I AM CHAOS INCARNATE
Broke: ADHD isn’t a disability
Bespoke: ADHD is SO DISORDERED I AM CHAOS INCARNATE
July 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Woke: “ADHD isn’t a disorder”
Broke: ADHD isn’t a disability
Bespoke: ADHD is SO DISORDERED I AM CHAOS INCARNATE
Broke: ADHD isn’t a disability
Bespoke: ADHD is SO DISORDERED I AM CHAOS INCARNATE