truly one of the most disgusting ledes I’ve ever read in the NYT

"oh im worried about the economy. i think tariffs are going to hurt money"

tell me you dont know how to start up a vending machine business to sell bags of chips on army bases without telling me you dont know how to start up a vending machine business to sell bags of chips on army bases 🙄 🙄 🙄

Sorry I immediately thought of big naturals

Love how very so often the great British bake off reminds you of the British part by being like “todays challenge is queen Victoria’s slop cake, where all the fat drippings collected from cooking depression rats are combined with rotten fruit soaked in piss”

Ozempic is $1,200 per month, why would a tiny number of people taking it change how food is marketed
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/16/d...

had a calendar alert to post this

you know what they say about Darwin...it's hot

"I don't think I'm you at all" - Mad Man

🎶if it makes you happy it can’t be that baaaaaaad🎶

Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident

I am going to invent a way to cure migraines by eating chicken nuggets

I love what Twitter removing headlines from link cards has done to my old pals at PC Gamer's timeline.

Lol