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· Jan 10
absurdists (-140) vs. stoics by 2035. Bet online via @rmath venmo
That interview was Mendozas Howard Dean moment. Tough way to lose a Heisman
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
That interview was Mendozas Howard Dean moment. Tough way to lose a Heisman
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Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
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Opponent Watch 2025: Preview, Part 1
The opponents: they shall be watched.
mgoblog.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...
August 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...
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What would firing Jerome Powell mean for inflation and the bond market? We asked three unvaccinated Jordan Peterson fans at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Secaucus.
July 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What would firing Jerome Powell mean for inflation and the bond market? We asked three unvaccinated Jordan Peterson fans at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Secaucus.
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FRIENDSHIP (2025)
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
FRIENDSHIP (2025)
Nathan Fielder is live for 12 hours today on HBO Max's Instagram. Come join me as we hang out and share some laughs, together
April 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Nathan Fielder is live for 12 hours today on HBO Max's Instagram. Come join me as we hang out and share some laughs, together
Re: the looming recession, Thinking of that True Detective scene where Rust is describing Hurricane Katrina: "bet our guy had a really good year"
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Re: the looming recession, Thinking of that True Detective scene where Rust is describing Hurricane Katrina: "bet our guy had a really good year"
Just heard all the cool kids are commiting tax fraud this year. I've now confirmed it
March 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just heard all the cool kids are commiting tax fraud this year. I've now confirmed it
Are you a 3X engineer? Reach out to me so that I can pity you smugly from my perch on the company toilet
March 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Are you a 3X engineer? Reach out to me so that I can pity you smugly from my perch on the company toilet
Hmm how to convince myself to go permanently offline, via the web, and then everyone else via the web, and then the dude with the golden statue vision
February 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hmm how to convince myself to go permanently offline, via the web, and then everyone else via the web, and then the dude with the golden statue vision
Feelin real good right now. Bag of chips was sitting on the counter in the sunlight, now they're warmed just right
February 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Feelin real good right now. Bag of chips was sitting on the counter in the sunlight, now they're warmed just right
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
🌐 NOTICE: 🌐 This webpage is NO LONGER a safe haven for bots of all bits and baubles. Your voracity has overwhelmed my two human followers and you now must leave. I WILL be reporting and blocking every last one of you who follow me. You have been warned 😈 🌐
January 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
🌐 NOTICE: 🌐 This webpage is NO LONGER a safe haven for bots of all bits and baubles. Your voracity has overwhelmed my two human followers and you now must leave. I WILL be reporting and blocking every last one of you who follow me. You have been warned 😈 🌐
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David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
I've survived the national ethically sourced egg shortage, but it's been like, really hard
January 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I've survived the national ethically sourced egg shortage, but it's been like, really hard
Unironically enjoying paying a yearly fee for a fancy metric to watch time grind my body to a pulp. Via Smashrun
January 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unironically enjoying paying a yearly fee for a fancy metric to watch time grind my body to a pulp. Via Smashrun
absurdists (-140) vs. stoics by 2035. Bet online via @rmath venmo
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
absurdists (-140) vs. stoics by 2035. Bet online via @rmath venmo
@nintendousa.bsky.social Im ready for any future dk64 remakes, I've been doing lanky kong sound effects for the past 2 decades daily. Please reach out to my agent to discuss
December 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
@nintendousa.bsky.social Im ready for any future dk64 remakes, I've been doing lanky kong sound effects for the past 2 decades daily. Please reach out to my agent to discuss