Quokka Fury
quokkafury.bsky.social
Quokka Fury
@quokkafury.bsky.social
A furious quokka. Grr.
If Trump thinks Greenland is made of ice, can't we just sell him an iceberg?
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
"They told me you could rumba!"

"No, ROOMBA." <bonk>
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
What happened to rumpus rooms? Does nobody rump any more?
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Indian Ocean today from Perth, Australia.

What a nightmare. 😁
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I hate to say ‘I told you so’ but… I told you so.

Seven years ago:
March 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"We know who to blame if anything goes wrong"

Rubio's face fell through the floor. 😆
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Democrats protest Trump with interpretive dance flashmob.
March 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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'The thing I feared most was that he would hand Ukraine on a plate to Putin.'

'The current incumbent of the White House has more affection for our enemies than for us and our allies.'

'Cancel the state visit' orders @benkentish.bsky.social, as Trump pauses aid to Ukraine.
March 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Kurt Vonnegut writing about the hypocrisy of so-called Christians.

#Vonnegut #Writing
March 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Instant reaction to that Zelenskyy/Trump bust up from @tomswarbrick.bsky.social and @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social:
Instant reaction to Trump and Zelenskyy's blazing row
YouTube video by LBC
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.
March 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The way to woo Trump and Vance is to ask them for makeup tips.
March 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM
A leader whose country is at war is criticised for wearing military fatigues while sitting before a US president wearing orange face-paint and his vice-president who's wearing eyeliner.

Perfectly normal. 😆
March 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It looks as though the Tate brothers are on a private jet to the US.

They must have the $5mil each for a Wanka Golden Ticket.
February 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Pro Tip: Put a Hitler moustache on your Tesla by getting a black front license plate.
February 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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The Finnish version of ‘raining cats and dogs’ is ‘to rain from Ester’s ass’. Nobody is completely sure who Ester was.
February 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
American tourists in Europe: "Why does this soup smell like piss?"
February 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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There's going to be news about a woman illegally detained and being forcely removed from a Coeur d'Alene Idaho Town Hall meeting taking place at the high school by men that would not identify themselves wearing plain clothes because she opposed the republican viewpoints.
youtube.com/shorts/hhJdH...
KCRCC Town Hall in Coeur d'Alene Idaho woman illegally detained
YouTube video by Devin Prewett
youtube.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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There’s something happening in this country.
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State.

H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.
February 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Idiocracy 2 is shit.
February 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM