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Jayne
@quirkyturtle.bsky.social
27. They/Them. PolyPan. Lover of media and nerdy shit! AuDHD and queer af ❤️🌈

This account is anti transphobic/racist/abelist/sexist/homophonic. If you hold any conservative options, please keep them to yourself.
📍Wisconsin
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If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.
August 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Happy May 4th from the Theory Twink
May 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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ITS CRAZY THESE NUTJOBS ARE DEFINING WHAT THE BIBLE THINKS A FAMILY IS BECAUSE IF THEY REALLY WENT THAT ROUTE THEYD UNDERSTAND MARRIAGE WAS DIFFERENT THEN AND YOUD SOMETIMES TAKE MULTIPLE WIVES ALSO MARRIAGE AS WE KNOW IT NOW IS A MODERN CONCEPT THE BIBLE DIDNT TALK ABOUT THE NUCLEAR FAMILY AAAGAGGH
April 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Maybe instead of destroying the economy so men could go from e-mail jobs to manufacturing jobs, men could instead learn to self regulate and develop healthy hobbies
April 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL.
#HandsOff
April 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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What a photo.

Green must be the start of something, not the end.
March 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Absolutely not. I refuse to be in a country with Missouri.
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Do this. Say this. 👇🏻
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Peace only works when the other party is civil. The other party is openly hostile towards us.
February 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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February 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees.

Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law

Time to do things that make him react to you.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump has canceled Biden's ethics rules. Critics call it the opposite of 'drain the swamp'
Donald Trump took office eight years ago pledging to “drain the swamp” of the dominance of Washington influence peddlers.
apnews.com
February 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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When is “billionaire on a tiny submarine” season this year again? Really looking forward to the possibilities.
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I'm having salad for dinner.

Actually, it's fruit salad.

Well, mostly grapes.

OK, all grapes.

Fermented Grapes.

Wine.

I'm having wine for dinner.
February 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’

Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
February 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Iconic Pillars of Creation.
MIRI + NIRCam composite image.
🔭 🧪
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Incredible to see a political party so addicted to losing and fucking over their base
Introducing the new Chair of the DNC: Ken Martin.
February 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I quit smoking 611 days ago and it’s never been tougher to not rip a dart.
sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
February 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Remember, remember,
the 5th of November,
and the Trumplican's despicable plot.

I know of no reason
this neo-fascist treason
should ever be forgot.
February 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Trump just launched a trade war against Canada over fentanyl. The US seized - wait for it - 43 pounds at the US-Canada border last year.

43 pounds.
February 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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It took this guy 5 years to figure out where the heat comes from but now he's up to speed and on it.
February 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Happy:
Black history
Black present
Black future
Black love
Black joy
Black health
Black healing
Black people
Black community
Black family
Black kids
Black culture
Black creativity
Black ingenuity
Black legacy
Black innovation
Black liberation
Black resistance
Black existence
...month🖤
February 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM