Qais
@quincunx.bsky.social
Freelance raconteur, professional disappointment
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Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Apparently all the humor of “I’ll have what she’s having” is lost at the pharmacy. Smh.
@regretagarbo.rip Apparently this is a whole thing that is happening latitudetheatre.org/a-klingon-ch...
A Klingon Christmas Carol -- November-December 2025
by Christopher Kidder-Mostrom & Sasha Warren Translated by Chris Lipscombe Directed by Christopher Kidder-Mostrom
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December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@regretagarbo.rip Apparently this is a whole thing that is happening latitudetheatre.org/a-klingon-ch...
Mayor Katie Wilson! Seattle elections are exhausting!
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Mayor Katie Wilson! Seattle elections are exhausting!
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It just hit me that Hakeem Jeffries looks exactly like the bald elf from DRAGON AGE
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It just hit me that Hakeem Jeffries looks exactly like the bald elf from DRAGON AGE
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Morning walk
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Morning walk
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the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
September 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried
March 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried
A merry “Fuck the Blue Angels” to those who celebrate. Love to have my pets randomly terrified multiple times a day for a week straight, sponsored by the state.
August 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A merry “Fuck the Blue Angels” to those who celebrate. Love to have my pets randomly terrified multiple times a day for a week straight, sponsored by the state.
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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I keep seeing people using "luddite" with little understanding of its violent history, and I really want people to do more reading.
I did not know much about it myself until I read this post by @swordsjew.bsky.social but damn, do I sympathise with the Luddites now. Their cause is ours.
I did not know much about it myself until I read this post by @swordsjew.bsky.social but damn, do I sympathise with the Luddites now. Their cause is ours.
Fuck You and Your Word-Stealing Machine
The Luddites: Man vs Machine This week, The New Yorker, an august magazine from which I resigned in national disgrace five years ago, dedicated its entire...
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July 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I keep seeing people using "luddite" with little understanding of its violent history, and I really want people to do more reading.
I did not know much about it myself until I read this post by @swordsjew.bsky.social but damn, do I sympathise with the Luddites now. Their cause is ours.
I did not know much about it myself until I read this post by @swordsjew.bsky.social but damn, do I sympathise with the Luddites now. Their cause is ours.
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
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You don’t need to prove to strangers on the internet that you have correct politics. And the people demanding you prove it might be Feds trying to get you to say something that you will regret saying later.
May 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You don’t need to prove to strangers on the internet that you have correct politics. And the people demanding you prove it might be Feds trying to get you to say something that you will regret saying later.
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This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10
May 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
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One of adulthood’s most painful things is realizing someone you think of as a friend doesn’t consider you a friend. There is no malice or acrimony or anything bad about it. It’s just a difference of some apt “German” word I don’t know.
April 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of adulthood’s most painful things is realizing someone you think of as a friend doesn’t consider you a friend. There is no malice or acrimony or anything bad about it. It’s just a difference of some apt “German” word I don’t know.
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I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do
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Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
April 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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there's always a magical queer community with all the resources and mutual aid you could possibly need. just over there, out of frame.
February 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
there's always a magical queer community with all the resources and mutual aid you could possibly need. just over there, out of frame.