sar
@queerente.bsky.social
artist, lesbian, and thrower of the finest talent shows this small town has ever seen
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so build a bear shirts fit luci perfectly. go m's!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
so build a bear shirts fit luci perfectly. go m's!!!!
i woke up at 4am with my annual pre christmas chest pains and let me say: merry christmas exclusively to everyone who went no contact with their families.
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i woke up at 4am with my annual pre christmas chest pains and let me say: merry christmas exclusively to everyone who went no contact with their families.
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every december 23rd, i play bioshock. but i have to beat the game using only the wrench. i use the plasmids only when plot necessary and never against any enemies. it's called wrenchmas and it's my favorite winter holiday.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
every december 23rd, i play bioshock. but i have to beat the game using only the wrench. i use the plasmids only when plot necessary and never against any enemies. it's called wrenchmas and it's my favorite winter holiday.
shout out to the mom who came into the store today looking for a "sexy lesbian book" for her daughter and who laughed really hard when i handed her "mistakes were made" by meryl wilsner and said "so we call this the milf book"
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
shout out to the mom who came into the store today looking for a "sexy lesbian book" for her daughter and who laughed really hard when i handed her "mistakes were made" by meryl wilsner and said "so we call this the milf book"
a man tried to flirt with me at work today by asking for my book recs and then didn't even buy anything i suggested. also i'm a lesbian so it really wasn't going to work but still. he didn't know that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
a man tried to flirt with me at work today by asking for my book recs and then didn't even buy anything i suggested. also i'm a lesbian so it really wasn't going to work but still. he didn't know that.
i am keeping myself moving and out of the depression danger zone by doing character designs and visual development for the decemberists' rock opera album "the hazards of love" and i am going to compile it into a zine for myself upon completion
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i am keeping myself moving and out of the depression danger zone by doing character designs and visual development for the decemberists' rock opera album "the hazards of love" and i am going to compile it into a zine for myself upon completion
i got my sister a nightmare before christmas makeup brush set because she's an edgy teen into sally the rag doll and i'm dying over a coffin shaped christmas present
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i got my sister a nightmare before christmas makeup brush set because she's an edgy teen into sally the rag doll and i'm dying over a coffin shaped christmas present
bus stop baguette!!!! eat a baguette at the bus stop!!!
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
bus stop baguette!!!! eat a baguette at the bus stop!!!
i made stars out of vellum and put them over my lights so they would shine and i'm in love
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i made stars out of vellum and put them over my lights so they would shine and i'm in love
the fastest way to get me out of bed and moving and also going blocks out of my way to get a spontaneous bagel just so i can walk longer
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the fastest way to get me out of bed and moving and also going blocks out of my way to get a spontaneous bagel just so i can walk longer
frantically googling if i tip the bodega guys
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
frantically googling if i tip the bodega guys
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it has perhaps never been more time for The Animaniacs
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
it has perhaps never been more time for The Animaniacs
i got a neti pot as an early christmas present and i just took it for a test run and i'm so congested, the water just won't go.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i got a neti pot as an early christmas present and i just took it for a test run and i'm so congested, the water just won't go.
i got a free tote bag from work today and i'm taking the time to cover up the sponser. fuck you and your shitty ass company.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i got a free tote bag from work today and i'm taking the time to cover up the sponser. fuck you and your shitty ass company.
i learned how to make big snowflakes and now i'm closer to my goal of making my apartment look like this for christmas
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i learned how to make big snowflakes and now i'm closer to my goal of making my apartment look like this for christmas
my neighbors are so blessed to hear my rendition of kate bush's "wuthering heights"
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my neighbors are so blessed to hear my rendition of kate bush's "wuthering heights"
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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trader joe's makes something called fried olive bites and they are breaded green olives stuffed with bleu cheese and i'm so gross nasty that they are my favorite thing in the world now
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
trader joe's makes something called fried olive bites and they are breaded green olives stuffed with bleu cheese and i'm so gross nasty that they are my favorite thing in the world now
absolutely bodied by my apple music replay. don't ask how i'm doing. i'm in agony, thanks.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
absolutely bodied by my apple music replay. don't ask how i'm doing. i'm in agony, thanks.
we have officially finished our thanksgiving leftovers and i already miss them
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
we have officially finished our thanksgiving leftovers and i already miss them
drunk on thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
drunk on thanksgiving
i have been uuuh incredibly afraid of a puppet from a specific movie for my entire life and that puppet is at a museum i want to go to and i literally am waiting until they move that puppet off display before i go. i am not afraid of anything else like this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i have been uuuh incredibly afraid of a puppet from a specific movie for my entire life and that puppet is at a museum i want to go to and i literally am waiting until they move that puppet off display before i go. i am not afraid of anything else like this.