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Synthetic Squirrel
@queer.codes
just a squirrel(s)

pretend game developer
terrible pixel artist
trans lesbian (useless)
located in a nice tree i found in chicago

we're all mad here

she/they
18+
Pinned
lets change my username and pfp at the same time!

wonderful idea! not confusing!

(formerly synthetic.woman)
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This Nazi passed a bill to imprison trans kids' parents two weeks ago.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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"And I never say no"

We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.

We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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we had like 10 solid years of women going "no means no - please stop raping us if we ask you to" and then in those 10 years all of society built up a collective rage so powerful that now the most soulless men in your high school made a machine to steal your likeness to use as a rape torment bot 24/7
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
on the red line

texting a partner about new and innovative ways to *redacted* her *redacted* with my new *redacted *

i love trains so much
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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a watched frog never boils
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
2026 goals:
- Embrace the thicness
- Add muscle and cardio
- Get better quality harnesses and straps
- Devastate
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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here’s to all the other abandoned dolls this christmas

it’s not your fault

you don’t deserve to be alone
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf,
now get ready for Gob on your Knob!

Merry Christmas to you and yours! 💜🎄

🎨 By @guttybee.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
here’s to all the other abandoned dolls this christmas

it’s not your fault

you don’t deserve to be alone
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
worst fucking time to need a new computed fuck
December 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i like chicago, but i've been looking whistfully at seattle
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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And in six months, none of their coworkers will ask "Hey, it's Pride this weekend - want me to cover for you?"
During Christmas, a time when so many people are spending time with family for the holidays, I always notice that a disproportionate number of service industry workers who are covering those days tend to be queer.

It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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During Christmas, a time when so many people are spending time with family for the holidays, I always notice that a disproportionate number of service industry workers who are covering those days tend to be queer.

It always makes me a bit sad why this is likely the case.
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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yip yip i'm entering the avatar state
here ya go
stolen from someone i forgor
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Woah. Wasn’t expecting that. SCOTUS blocks Chicago national guard deployment.
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
having to take some udemy courses for work

i think i know why no one knows how to code these days
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
moar hot bald girls!
December 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Occurred to me that The Fellowship is made up of: a demigod, three princes, a rich military kid, three trust fund kids and their gardener.
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Let's copy ~ 7GB of files to a USB drive on Macintosh OS in 2025!

"That'll be 14 days!"
*quick web search*
*disables spotlight indexing*
"That'll be ~25 minutes!"

I really miss the days when folks knew how to code...
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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This just continues to reinforce my belief that generative AI should be banned entirely. "Machine that uses a small town's worth of electricity to make deepfake child porn trivially easy to produce" is not a thing that should exist, ever.

Absolutely horrifying what happened to these girls 😣
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM