*gets love drunk off your humps*
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
*gets love drunk off your humps*
Common courtesy suggests houseguests use the cheapest shampoo in the host's collection. By the same token, hosts are recommended to have on hand a shampoo which is clearly the worst. That's why Odious Wretch shampoo has become a household name nationwide
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Common courtesy suggests houseguests use the cheapest shampoo in the host's collection. By the same token, hosts are recommended to have on hand a shampoo which is clearly the worst. That's why Odious Wretch shampoo has become a household name nationwide
Airplane headrest screen, they showed an ad offering a free 2 month trial of Audible, and my wife, she… she scanned the QR code. What the fuck? Did I marry an alien or something?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Airplane headrest screen, they showed an ad offering a free 2 month trial of Audible, and my wife, she… she scanned the QR code. What the fuck? Did I marry an alien or something?
Prediction: there is a "Rationalist Wiki" with a page "Destiny" that begins "Destiny is a belief" with a link to a page "Belief"
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Prediction: there is a "Rationalist Wiki" with a page "Destiny" that begins "Destiny is a belief" with a link to a page "Belief"
I feel like anti-car people don’t understand the social aspect of driving. The road is a kind of watering hole, where people strut their stuff, and you’ll often find yourself thinking things like
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I feel like anti-car people don’t understand the social aspect of driving. The road is a kind of watering hole, where people strut their stuff, and you’ll often find yourself thinking things like
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
🙈 I can’t believe they did that
😳 who is that??
😲 whoa, I gotta try that sometime
Bouncing on it knowingly, with a wry smile, with savvy efficiency, with a mixture of boredom and nostalgia,
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bouncing on it knowingly, with a wry smile, with savvy efficiency, with a mixture of boredom and nostalgia,
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if i have seen a medium distance it is by standing on the shoulders of regular guys
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
if i have seen a medium distance it is by standing on the shoulders of regular guys
The one silver lining of getting sick is that my wife will make me her family remedy: acetaminophen dissolved in an alcoholic syrup
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The one silver lining of getting sick is that my wife will make me her family remedy: acetaminophen dissolved in an alcoholic syrup
Here's a booklet of all of my favorite posts, curated from around 7 years of twitter and bluesky drive.google.com/file/d/1HZbs...
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Here's a booklet of all of my favorite posts, curated from around 7 years of twitter and bluesky drive.google.com/file/d/1HZbs...
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Obstacles when they see people working together
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Obstacles when they see people working together
(smoothbrainedly)
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
(smoothbrainedly)
“Thousands of people die each year as an indirect result of daylight savings time.“ Yeah, bad guys, because I have an extra hour to do vigilante justice
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“Thousands of people die each year as an indirect result of daylight savings time.“ Yeah, bad guys, because I have an extra hour to do vigilante justice
Just asked some kids why 6 was afraid of 7, had them rolling before I even said the punchline. Dad’s still got it 😏
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just asked some kids why 6 was afraid of 7, had them rolling before I even said the punchline. Dad’s still got it 😏
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So what. Hundreds of thousands of Bluesky users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week and there’s no issue.
by OpenAI’s own estimates, hundreds of thousands of ChatGPT users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
www.wired.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So what. Hundreds of thousands of Bluesky users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week and there’s no issue.
She yum on my yuck until I… (weary sigh) I don’t know… bounce on it?
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
She yum on my yuck until I… (weary sigh) I don’t know… bounce on it?
My Immortal has all those outfit descriptions because it was written for the stage
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My Immortal has all those outfit descriptions because it was written for the stage
Can’t stop thinking about this ad for off-brand Zyn instructing the reader to Forget Everything You Know
October 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Can’t stop thinking about this ad for off-brand Zyn instructing the reader to Forget Everything You Know
Trying to explain to my dentist that there's 4 quadrants plus middles AND each one is front/back and no one can possibly keep track of all that, but getting so worked up that I break down and just cry into his shoulder again
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trying to explain to my dentist that there's 4 quadrants plus middles AND each one is front/back and no one can possibly keep track of all that, but getting so worked up that I break down and just cry into his shoulder again
This reads like a @baybayfriend.bsky.social comic hip-hop-music.fandom.com/wiki/Mathema...
Mathematik
Mathematik (born Lyndon Dash in Toronto, Ontario, Canada) is a Canadian rap recording artist, DJ, record producer, and lyricist. His stage name is more than just having to do with equations, it also i...
hip-hop-music.fandom.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This reads like a @baybayfriend.bsky.social comic hip-hop-music.fandom.com/wiki/Mathema...
AI: can’t live with it, can’t live without it! 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
AI: can’t live with it, can’t live without it! 🤣
“I’ll listen to anything but weirdcore and hyperpop.” My son and the waiter both roll their eyes
October 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“I’ll listen to anything but weirdcore and hyperpop.” My son and the waiter both roll their eyes
Unfollow me if you wouldn’t die for Hunter Biden today, right now
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Unfollow me if you wouldn’t die for Hunter Biden today, right now
I’m precog but stupid so it’s basically a wash
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’m precog but stupid so it’s basically a wash
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When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones
October 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones