Dammit YouTube Kids, the correct answer was TRAINS

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

Turns out I may be unclear on the concept of retirement?

Brilliant.

Blue Eye Samurai is so so good and I love that they got Maya Erskine to voice the lead.

You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch

that cathy chick was so right for saying ACK!!!! that really is how im feeling. im feeling ACK!!!!!!

Uniqlo casting a fire spell with their fabrics

My new pronouns just dropped

I’ve rarely read anything so poorly written and reasoned. Even in the national review, it’s wild that this sentence randomly attacking innocent mass shooting victims got through editing. www.nationalreview.com/2023/10/tayl...

i found bizarro world zack de la rocha

Every night at like 9pm I think “I should read my book,” and then I remember I have bourbon and an original Xbox where I’ve beaten the game on GTA Vice City, and then I make a cocktail and go down to the basement to start blowing up cars until I get a 6-star wanted level so I can try to steal a tank

Rod Serling's daughter, quoting her father: "The writer's role is to menace the public's conscience."

"friggin sweet"
-peter griffin