Breaking news: fork found in kitchen 😘

Sorry that happened, pup. 🫶🏻

“Remembered” as if i haven’t had that image in my head for the last month, just waiting a chance to make it happen forreal 🥵😂

Getting pounded by this while you worship my feet, just say when 🥵🥵

Teeth you say? 😈

And if we get too cold in this fall weather, there are plenty of ways for us to keep each other warm out there 😈

Everything okay hun?

Oh no poor pup! Go home, crawl under some blankies, make some hot soup 💚💚💚