LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
vers 🏳️🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
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LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
· Jun 17
#TowelTuesday #TummyTuesday
Okay yeah, im starting to actually see some definition in my abs. I’d like my arms to grow a lil faster too, but i’ll take the win 🤗 #AspiringTwunk
Okay yeah, im starting to actually see some definition in my abs. I’d like my arms to grow a lil faster too, but i’ll take the win 🤗 #AspiringTwunk
Ready and waiting sir 🥺
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ready and waiting sir 🥺
It’s a New Medicine day. Listening to their entire discography and have yet to find a flop, why have I not discovered them before
Pandora always come through with new songs that perfectly fit my mood.
Current vibes: “Fuck It” by New Medicine
🎶🎶🎶
// Forget about the way it makes you feel
// Life’s too short if I’m being real
// One day we’re gonna kick that bucket
// So cut loose and just say fuck it
🎶🎶🎶
Current vibes: “Fuck It” by New Medicine
🎶🎶🎶
// Forget about the way it makes you feel
// Life’s too short if I’m being real
// One day we’re gonna kick that bucket
// So cut loose and just say fuck it
🎶🎶🎶
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s a New Medicine day. Listening to their entire discography and have yet to find a flop, why have I not discovered them before
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Well dogdamnit 🥺👉👈
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well dogdamnit 🥺👉👈
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dad (pointing at the pup hood on my shorts): what’s that?
me: clothing brand
dad: oh okay
me: clothing brand
dad: oh okay
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
dad (pointing at the pup hood on my shorts): what’s that?
me: clothing brand
dad: oh okay
me: clothing brand
dad: oh okay
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Clair Obscur slander on the TL won’t be tolerated
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Clair Obscur slander on the TL won’t be tolerated
QTP with your favorite fighting-type pokemon
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
QTP with your favorite fighting-type pokemon
Concept: edibles, but without that aftertaste of unwashed ass
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Concept: edibles, but without that aftertaste of unwashed ass
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Is he sexily mysterious or just an autistic guy at a party disassociating
Its me
Its me
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Is he sexily mysterious or just an autistic guy at a party disassociating
Its me
Its me
Puppy has been moving furniture to his new apartment all day. Puppy is heckin tired. Puppy is gonna lay down in his giant dog bed and take a nap now. If anybody wants to come cuddle with puppy, there’s plenty of room 💚
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Puppy has been moving furniture to his new apartment all day. Puppy is heckin tired. Puppy is gonna lay down in his giant dog bed and take a nap now. If anybody wants to come cuddle with puppy, there’s plenty of room 💚
Sometimes all it takes is somebody saying “yeah no, i noticed it too” to keep you from feeling like you’re losing your fucking mind
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes all it takes is somebody saying “yeah no, i noticed it too” to keep you from feeling like you’re losing your fucking mind
This and a raspberry uncrustable 🙂↕️
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This and a raspberry uncrustable 🙂↕️
Truck cab cleaned out for the 1st time in 5 years. Things i found:
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Truck cab cleaned out for the 1st time in 5 years. Things i found:
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
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#floppybottom and a very intense #toesucknfuck from the top
Good pigs like @bobailey.bsky.social worship the feet while they fuck
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
#floppybottom and a very intense #toesucknfuck from the top
Anyway happy birthday to Russell Tovey, your present is that i would willingly and enthusiastically be the whore qu’il adore whenever, wherever, however you want, literally just say the word. Let me use your ears like handlebars, please
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Anyway happy birthday to Russell Tovey, your present is that i would willingly and enthusiastically be the whore qu’il adore whenever, wherever, however you want, literally just say the word. Let me use your ears like handlebars, please
Me and who? 👀🥵
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me and who? 👀🥵
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With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Coming from a highly narcissistic family and having the “can’t lie” tism is a shitty combination during birthdays and holidays.
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Coming from a highly narcissistic family and having the “can’t lie” tism is a shitty combination during birthdays and holidays.
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
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normalize friends using you as living fleshlights
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
normalize friends using you as living fleshlights
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
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The masculine urge to masturbate while someone piss on me
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The masculine urge to masturbate while someone piss on me