LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
vers 🏳️🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
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LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
· Jun 17
#TowelTuesday #TummyTuesday
Okay yeah, im starting to actually see some definition in my abs. I’d like my arms to grow a lil faster too, but i’ll take the win 🤗 #AspiringTwunk
Okay yeah, im starting to actually see some definition in my abs. I’d like my arms to grow a lil faster too, but i’ll take the win 🤗 #AspiringTwunk
Sometimes all it takes is somebody saying “yeah no, i noticed it too” to keep you from feeling like you’re losing your fucking mind
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes all it takes is somebody saying “yeah no, i noticed it too” to keep you from feeling like you’re losing your fucking mind
This and a raspberry uncrustable 🙂↕️
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
This and a raspberry uncrustable 🙂↕️
Truck cab cleaned out for the 1st time in 5 years. Things i found:
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Truck cab cleaned out for the 1st time in 5 years. Things i found:
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
3 pairs of shoes
My fave hoodie i thought I’d lost
The grad gown i wore to graduation my last day as a teacher
An entire Wii, complete with cords, controllers, accessories, and like 12 games. No motion sensor :(
So many coins
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#floppybottom and a very intense #toesucknfuck from the top
Good pigs like @bobailey.bsky.social worship the feet while they fuck
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
#floppybottom and a very intense #toesucknfuck from the top
Anyway happy birthday to Russell Tovey, your present is that i would willingly and enthusiastically be the whore qu’il adore whenever, wherever, however you want, literally just say the word. Let me use your ears like handlebars, please
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Anyway happy birthday to Russell Tovey, your present is that i would willingly and enthusiastically be the whore qu’il adore whenever, wherever, however you want, literally just say the word. Let me use your ears like handlebars, please
Me and who? 👀🥵
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me and who? 👀🥵
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With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Coming from a highly narcissistic family and having the “can’t lie” tism is a shitty combination during birthdays and holidays.
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Coming from a highly narcissistic family and having the “can’t lie” tism is a shitty combination during birthdays and holidays.
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
Like, they expect giant expensive gifts and messages gushing over how amazing they are… and i can barely send them a card that says “you’re older now <3” without barfing
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
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normalize friends using you as living fleshlights
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
normalize friends using you as living fleshlights
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
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The masculine urge to masturbate while someone piss on me
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The masculine urge to masturbate while someone piss on me
Dog is great, beer is good, and people with LED headlights are fucking assholes
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dog is great, beer is good, and people with LED headlights are fucking assholes
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Happy Hump Day! 😋 I took time to admire the view, howled at the top of the mountain, and claimed this spot as part of my territory 😜
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Happy Hump Day! 😋 I took time to admire the view, howled at the top of the mountain, and claimed this spot as part of my territory 😜
Moodboard for the day
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Moodboard for the day
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Oomfies that send me videos of them pissing when they know i’m already borderline feral today >>>>>>
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Oomfies that send me videos of them pissing when they know i’m already borderline feral today >>>>>>
Does it count as a bucketlist item if you add it and cross it off at the same time?
✅ trade baño bjs with a guy who’s on an interview with his pastor for a youth pastor position
Wasn’t nearly as much of a challenge as I had hoped; forgot how subby church boys are. 💅
✅ trade baño bjs with a guy who’s on an interview with his pastor for a youth pastor position
Wasn’t nearly as much of a challenge as I had hoped; forgot how subby church boys are. 💅
I spent my formative years hooking up in a baptist church bathroom being serenade by fire-and-brimstone sermons. Do not show up to MY local coffee shop looking like a SNACK, carrying a Bible thinking that will deter me from hitting on you; if anything, that just makes the challenge more enticing.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Does it count as a bucketlist item if you add it and cross it off at the same time?
✅ trade baño bjs with a guy who’s on an interview with his pastor for a youth pastor position
Wasn’t nearly as much of a challenge as I had hoped; forgot how subby church boys are. 💅
✅ trade baño bjs with a guy who’s on an interview with his pastor for a youth pastor position
Wasn’t nearly as much of a challenge as I had hoped; forgot how subby church boys are. 💅
I spent my formative years hooking up in a baptist church bathroom being serenade by fire-and-brimstone sermons. Do not show up to MY local coffee shop looking like a SNACK, carrying a Bible thinking that will deter me from hitting on you; if anything, that just makes the challenge more enticing.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I spent my formative years hooking up in a baptist church bathroom being serenade by fire-and-brimstone sermons. Do not show up to MY local coffee shop looking like a SNACK, carrying a Bible thinking that will deter me from hitting on you; if anything, that just makes the challenge more enticing.
Time for late-night musings, yay!
My fear of rejection often manifests as self-sabotage.
Sometimes it’s an anticipatory rejection of others, like saying “you dont fire me, i quit”.
Sometimes it’s an unsightly death-grip on somebody’s pant legs at the first sign of trouble.
But i think the ones…
My fear of rejection often manifests as self-sabotage.
Sometimes it’s an anticipatory rejection of others, like saying “you dont fire me, i quit”.
Sometimes it’s an unsightly death-grip on somebody’s pant legs at the first sign of trouble.
But i think the ones…
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Time for late-night musings, yay!
My fear of rejection often manifests as self-sabotage.
Sometimes it’s an anticipatory rejection of others, like saying “you dont fire me, i quit”.
Sometimes it’s an unsightly death-grip on somebody’s pant legs at the first sign of trouble.
But i think the ones…
My fear of rejection often manifests as self-sabotage.
Sometimes it’s an anticipatory rejection of others, like saying “you dont fire me, i quit”.
Sometimes it’s an unsightly death-grip on somebody’s pant legs at the first sign of trouble.
But i think the ones…
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Wasn’t planning on a #mcm #monochromemonday post, but then an oomfie decided to get on some “use you like a fleshlight” and “mount you doggy style” type shit, and well… happy monday to us all 🤷🏼♂️
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wasn’t planning on a #mcm #monochromemonday post, but then an oomfie decided to get on some “use you like a fleshlight” and “mount you doggy style” type shit, and well… happy monday to us all 🤷🏼♂️