LumberPup Tobias
puptobias.bsky.social
LumberPup Tobias
@puptobias.bsky.social
vers 🏳️‍🌈🐾💦🦶🏻
32, he/him, AuDHD, 📍ATL

“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
Puppy has been moving furniture to his new apartment all day. Puppy is heckin tired. Puppy is gonna lay down in his giant dog bed and take a nap now. If anybody wants to come cuddle with puppy, there’s plenty of room 💚
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This and a raspberry uncrustable 🙂‍↕️
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
With the weather finally realizing it’s autumn, I can finally break out my cold weather clothes. Which means it’s time for Lumberpup Tobias to reemerge from hibernation (for a limited time only) 🐶😌

Also, happy #fcf #fatcockfriday. Now get to work pup 😏
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!

Damn can a bitch finish her dinner first
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Moodboard for the day
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It is #humpday my dudes
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And I know I can’t expect them all to welcome me back with open arms — I mean, if you told a close friend that you were having a baby and they ghosted you for 5 years, would you forgive them? But I do think this will be good for me and for them, as a form of closure if nothing else.

/endrant
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wasn’t planning on a #mcm #monochromemonday post, but then an oomfie decided to get on some “use you like a fleshlight” and “mount you doggy style” type shit, and well… happy monday to us all 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That moment when you get a new book you’ve been waiting forever for… but you’re currently in the middle of two other books.

Time to read nonstop for a few days so i can finish the books im already on, then devour this book over the course of another few days 😊
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Watching a movie and it turns out every one of my followers is in it! :D
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When the daily affirmations punch you in a particularly sore spot and only make you feel worse <<<
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Dinner is served 😘
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
All the adventures 🐕🚗💨
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
After a LONG… HARD… ROUGH day like today, all you want is some nice thick italian sausage…

So i made myself dinner ^_^ italian sausage stuffed raviolis, with italian sausage and garlic pasta sauce. 🤤
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You and me both girl
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Me:
It’s been a good day, now I’m tired, it’s time for a nice relaxing sleep so I can wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed

My brain:
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Everybody in this house is a dog, even the cat
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Good news! Work is ephemeral but puppy is eternal 😌
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Puppy’s feeling very puppy today, but instead of being puppy puppy has to work. Somebody save puppy and he will be puppy for you pls and thx #mcm #monochromemonday
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Goldmember found himself some victims. Look at those gilded tallywhackers, those golden wedding tackle, those 14-karat trouser snakes!

(Also featuring @andyboi.bsky.social and @lanieboy69.bsky.social)
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh right, its #SundayCumday isnt it
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The world’s sweetest gremlin has chosen me as her cuddle buddy today, I feel honored 🥰
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Happy #fcf #fatcockfriday

(oomfie saw it, called it gorgeous, and called dibs on it first ^_^)
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It’s a beautiful Saturday and I have to work all day 🫠 now taking applications for an under-the-desk good boy 🐶
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM