Megaloblatta longipennis
@puppyhugtime.bsky.social
A glimpse inside the mind of one of the world’s top thinkers
(He/him)
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They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy
I’m great @ limerence, AMA
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m great @ limerence, AMA
Wanted 2 see what I’d look like with a mustache
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Wanted 2 see what I’d look like with a mustache
Why am I so scared of annoying my DoorDasher by asking for a refund on my milk
September 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Why am I so scared of annoying my DoorDasher by asking for a refund on my milk
God rly said “don’t do drugs” & then invented trauma
He was like "don't do drugs". And then God made all of the drugs
August 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
God rly said “don’t do drugs” & then invented trauma
When Fatboy Slim said “I’m a pervert and a peeping tom, through a hole I watch your mom” I rly felt that
August 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When Fatboy Slim said “I’m a pervert and a peeping tom, through a hole I watch your mom” I rly felt that
Yall ever feel cringe when u say someone’s name, even tho it’s just their name lmao
August 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Yall ever feel cringe when u say someone’s name, even tho it’s just their name lmao
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Everybody transgender (aspirational)
August 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Everybody transgender (aspirational)
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These pregnancy tests are getting more and more complicated
August 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
These pregnancy tests are getting more and more complicated
Gonna start referring to myself & my dog as “me & the bitch”
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Gonna start referring to myself & my dog as “me & the bitch”
Elmo BBL allegations
August 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Elmo BBL allegations
I just wanna die! (Put your arms around me baby, put your arms around me baby)
July 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just wanna die! (Put your arms around me baby, put your arms around me baby)
Ordering DoorDash, u want anything?
July 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Ordering DoorDash, u want anything?
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She dis on my cord til I serve her
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
She dis on my cord til I serve her
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It’s my time to shine, bb. 🙂↔️✨
July 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s my time to shine, bb. 🙂↔️✨
How can I get several million dollars to buy back my grandmothers house that my parents sold & I grieve every day
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How can I get several million dollars to buy back my grandmothers house that my parents sold & I grieve every day
God I miss my dog…
June 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
God I miss my dog…
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
June 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
The only version of this song my brain will play in my head is from the Tropicana Orangeade commercial & if that isn’t an omen I don’t know what is
it all went to shit after we collectively made "don't worry be happy" a #1 song in 1988
June 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The only version of this song my brain will play in my head is from the Tropicana Orangeade commercial & if that isn’t an omen I don’t know what is
I hate that these smell good & I want to eat them
June 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I hate that these smell good & I want to eat them
She dis on my cord til I serve her
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
She dis on my cord til I serve her