Megaloblatta longipennis
@puppyhugtime.bsky.social
A glimpse inside the mind of one of the world’s top thinkers
(He/him)
(He/him)
Wanted 2 see what I’d look like with a mustache
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Wanted 2 see what I’d look like with a mustache
Ordering DoorDash, u want anything?
July 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Ordering DoorDash, u want anything?
I hate that these smell good & I want to eat them
June 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I hate that these smell good & I want to eat them
A little work in progress !! 🥰
June 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A little work in progress !! 🥰
They grow up so fast 🥲
June 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
They grow up so fast 🥲
Came here to post this, lol. Even if it was supposed to be satire, it’s so tone-deaf that it had no chance of landing that way with the general public.
May 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Came here to post this, lol. Even if it was supposed to be satire, it’s so tone-deaf that it had no chance of landing that way with the general public.
Goth thread. ♣️
Skeet yourself in your goth fit or a goth you appreciate.
I can't help that I look good in black 🖤
Skeet yourself in your goth fit or a goth you appreciate.
I can't help that I look good in black 🖤
May 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Goth thread. ♣️
Skeet yourself in your goth fit or a goth you appreciate.
I can't help that I look good in black 🖤
Skeet yourself in your goth fit or a goth you appreciate.
I can't help that I look good in black 🖤
Found in my notes:
May 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Found in my notes:
Accidentally ate the whole cookie, fortune and all, & it had the fucking audacity to come at me with this
May 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Accidentally ate the whole cookie, fortune and all, & it had the fucking audacity to come at me with this
Post a meme made by you
May 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Post a meme made by you
This is exactly the type of stuff that people should be using the Internet for
May 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is exactly the type of stuff that people should be using the Internet for
My lil outfit from yesterday’s trivia night ✨
April 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My lil outfit from yesterday’s trivia night ✨
Pool girl! 🎀👙
April 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Pool girl! 🎀👙
If a Dino chicken nugget wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?
April 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If a Dino chicken nugget wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?
Oh, thank god 😮💨
April 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh, thank god 😮💨
Peek a boo 🙈
April 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Peek a boo 🙈
Eating teriyaki for our friends wedding dinner
March 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Eating teriyaki for our friends wedding dinner
Finally, I can actually breathe for the first time since I made this account
February 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Finally, I can actually breathe for the first time since I made this account
Another day, another normal walk with my husky 😅 (sound on)
February 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Another day, another normal walk with my husky 😅 (sound on)