hi bluesky im back

How tf did I just learn that there’s an accommodation available so that you can play music while you’re taking your exams in the disability office (since you take them in a private room) holy shit I’m emailing them and telling them to add that to my accommodations

When I was in grade school, I honestly believed that the reason we all used #2 pencils in school was that the presumably superior #1 pencils were reserved for the rich kids

My mom: Hello?

Me: I just wanted to tell…

My mom: Thirtyyyy-foouuuurrrrrr

joyous of days!!!!!

repost and ill assign u a photo in my camera roll i dont have anything else to assign

My 16yo cut PE class to hang out in the public library and read bell hooks. This is simply not a punishable offense

#promosky !!!!

bro thinks he’s an infant

every aging millennial who complains about the smell of weed in cities has earned every joke every zoomer *and* gen-xer has ever made at their expense