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They’re shooting my ass with darts that make me more awake
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They’re shooting my ass with darts that make me more awake
In my final moments, I am calm, knowing that my inventory is organized.
September 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
In my final moments, I am calm, knowing that my inventory is organized.
moleman church: he is risen.
September 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
moleman church: he is risen.
getting actionably mad.
September 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
getting actionably mad.
name: Naeleen Gorgenbap
race: human
class: ranger
catchphrase: “I’m gonna kill ‘em!”
race: human
class: ranger
catchphrase: “I’m gonna kill ‘em!”
August 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
name: Naeleen Gorgenbap
race: human
class: ranger
catchphrase: “I’m gonna kill ‘em!”
race: human
class: ranger
catchphrase: “I’m gonna kill ‘em!”
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Doing the OA dance and completely fucking up the production codebase
August 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Doing the OA dance and completely fucking up the production codebase
the space marines' vibes are off. i want to make an army to kill them.
August 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
the space marines' vibes are off. i want to make an army to kill them.
peas & corn: nature's pills. pop 'em!
August 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
peas & corn: nature's pills. pop 'em!
labubus startin to look dirty.
July 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
labubus startin to look dirty.
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This is Pink Yoshi, otherwise known as Poshi. Let's help him see all of Bluesky! Quote tweet with this text and picture of Poshi!
September 25, 2023 at 11:24 AM
This is Pink Yoshi, otherwise known as Poshi. Let's help him see all of Bluesky! Quote tweet with this text and picture of Poshi!
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It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments
“I personally was pretty surprised, actually, at how efficient the government was,” Sahil Lavingia told NPR's Juana Summers.
Former DOGE engineer says federal waste and fraud were 'relatively nonexistent'
NPR's Juana Summers talks with Sahil Lavingia, who worked for the Department of Government Efficiency as a software engineer assigned to the Department of Veterans Affairs, about his experience.
www.npr.org
June 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments
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despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
June 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
I came to clear jams and refill paper...and I'm all out of paper 😈
May 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I came to clear jams and refill paper...and I'm all out of paper 😈
tucking my shirt in “the French way.”
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
tucking my shirt in “the French way.”
i am returning to the millennial's natural state: having no money
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i am returning to the millennial's natural state: having no money
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professor x: what's your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
June 2, 2023 at 2:27 PM
professor x: what's your superpower?
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
ostrich: i lay big egg
professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast
ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale
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This place is haunted
December 6, 2024 at 10:21 PM
This place is haunted
Deleted the posts about Qui-Jon Jinn. I trust my followers know about him, his kills, and all his sins (jedi sins).
December 5, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Deleted the posts about Qui-Jon Jinn. I trust my followers know about him, his kills, and all his sins (jedi sins).
Post an Onion headline
December 3, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Post an Onion headline
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We've all made mistakes. What's important is that we learn from them, become bette rmen.
November 30, 2024 at 11:37 AM
We've all made mistakes. What's important is that we learn from them, become bette rmen.