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A guy that goes by Psunami
@psunami.bsky.social
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Yeah, I know it's spelled incorrectly, but I didn't when I first started using it when I was 12 years old.

Palace 'til I die. Brewers fan for life.
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
psunami.bsky.social
This is how dumb America is now. We have a graphic called, "The Diff" on screen so that people don't even have to do math about how much a team is winning by.
This is how dumb America is now. We have a graphic called, "The Diff" on screen so that people don't even have to do math about how much a team is winning by.
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
psunami.bsky.social
@fiveyearplan.bsky.social Typical Palace....
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
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October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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latenightercom.bsky.social
Seth Meyers closed out Thursday night’s "A Closer Look" with a pointed—and personal—message about Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden suspension and its implications for free speech in America.
Seth Meyers Calls Out Kimmel Suspension in Defiant ‘Closer Look’
Seth Meyers closed out Thursday night’s "A Closer Look" with a pointed—and personal—message about Jimmy Kimmel’s sudden suspension and its implications for free speech in America.
dlvr.it
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
psunami.bsky.social
Something I love about my club. Multiple people have come up to me, when they've seen me wearing #CPFC gear, to congratulate us on winning the FA Cup.

I don't think that supporters of big clubs can even contemplate how great this feeling is. Makes me smile and relive the match over and over.
May 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
psunami.bsky.social
My club... won the FA Cup today... I could not be in a happier place.

Palace 'til I die.

#CPFC
May 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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itsfrommje.bsky.social
Raise it High!!! #CPFC #FACup
❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙🦅🏆🦅🏆🦅🏆
Glad All Over
May 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
psunami.bsky.social
So much happy crying! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeagles!!!!!

#CPFC
mattwoosie.bsky.social Matt Woosnam @mattwoosie.bsky.social · May 17
CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE WON THE FA CUP!!!

#CPFC
May 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
psunami.bsky.social
Come on you Palace!!!!!!!! #CPFC
May 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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domfifield.bsky.social
'Sir Alex Ferguson used to say if you can’t win the league, just win something just to tick along. That’s what City are trying to do. But this is life-changing for #CPFC. This is a line in the sand moment. It isn’t just ticking on. It is everything'

✍️ Rebecca Lowe

www.nytimes.com/athletic/633...
Rebecca Lowe: Crystal Palace are my lifelong love. Winning the FA Cup would mean everything
NBC's Premier League presenter will see her beloved Palace play for the first time in 12 years at Wembley as the club target a first trophy
www.nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
psunami.bsky.social
...reads today's news articles...
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd of people with the words cool cool cool behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd of people with the words cool cool cool behind him
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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petridishes.bsky.social
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.) We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told! Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers. But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them. Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world. Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out. The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.” “But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on! Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it. Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know. I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so. That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
October 26, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
starbucks barista: order for cathy lou

cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
October 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
psunami.bsky.social
Point: People complain about sports accounts not posting to Bluesky.

Counterpoint: All of my favorite sports teams suck and hearing more about it will only make me feel worse.
October 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM
psunami.bsky.social
@drewmagary.bsky.social has to be losing his shit with John Randle on the screen right now.
August 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM