Adam Hepton (Prox)
@prox.fyi
Old enough to know better, and yet, I don’t.
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
#FourteenWordHorror
The train approaching is the 07.16 to Manchester Victoria, comprised of two carriages.
The train approaching is the 07.16 to Manchester Victoria, comprised of two carriages.
September 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
#FourteenWordHorror
The train approaching is the 07.16 to Manchester Victoria, comprised of two carriages.
The train approaching is the 07.16 to Manchester Victoria, comprised of two carriages.
2025 is insane. Fascism commonplace. Labour government working against the people. Bradford City top of the league.
One of these I am ok with.
One of these I am ok with.
September 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
2025 is insane. Fascism commonplace. Labour government working against the people. Bradford City top of the league.
One of these I am ok with.
One of these I am ok with.
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
Bobby Pointon. Ruddy legend
September 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Bobby Pointon. Ruddy legend
My son has no interest in football. Going past Elland Road the other day I asked him, “Which football teams do you know?” He answered, “Man United, Man City, Bradford City and The Lionesses”.
September 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My son has no interest in football. Going past Elland Road the other day I asked him, “Which football teams do you know?” He answered, “Man United, Man City, Bradford City and The Lionesses”.
“Oooooohhhhhhhhhh… You’re shit! Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhh”
August 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Oooooohhhhhhhhhh… You’re shit! Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhh”
My first five Steam purchases (Activating Half Life 2 from Collectors’ Edition DVD-ROM didn’t count!)
August 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
My first five Steam purchases (Activating Half Life 2 from Collectors’ Edition DVD-ROM didn’t count!)
Fucking done. I am actually fucking done.
August 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Fucking done. I am actually fucking done.
Because I am a huge nerd and want to comprehensively beat every facet of Balatro, I wrote a thing to track my progress and get info on playing stats. It's poorly written but aren't most things?
github.com/adamhepton/b...
github.com/adamhepton/b...
August 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Because I am a huge nerd and want to comprehensively beat every facet of Balatro, I wrote a thing to track my progress and get info on playing stats. It's poorly written but aren't most things?
github.com/adamhepton/b...
github.com/adamhepton/b...
August 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I hope they introduce more and more El Grande Americanos that are increasingly nonsensical (Otis, Candice LeRae, Piper Niven, Shane McMahon, Omos) until it’s one big Spider-Man meme that makes Chad Gable lose his mind.
July 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I hope they introduce more and more El Grande Americanos that are increasingly nonsensical (Otis, Candice LeRae, Piper Niven, Shane McMahon, Omos) until it’s one big Spider-Man meme that makes Chad Gable lose his mind.
Bloody hell, England! Lionesses are legendary.
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Bloody hell, England! Lionesses are legendary.
What incredible company we’ll be in if this transpires (because make no bones about it, this is government censorship in any given optic).
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
What incredible company we’ll be in if this transpires (because make no bones about it, this is government censorship in any given optic).
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Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
My cat actually says, “hello” sometimes, but she is such a queen she will never do it when she feels it to be performative, only for genuine affection.
July 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My cat actually says, “hello” sometimes, but she is such a queen she will never do it when she feels it to be performative, only for genuine affection.
It’s blazing out, I’m going to be at an open air concert (for Pulp and Bloc Party) and my brain can’t find a hat to buy as a 44yo because baseball caps are for children, newsboy caps are for Peaky Blinders wankers and fedoras are for nice guy wankers.
July 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s blazing out, I’m going to be at an open air concert (for Pulp and Bloc Party) and my brain can’t find a hat to buy as a 44yo because baseball caps are for children, newsboy caps are for Peaky Blinders wankers and fedoras are for nice guy wankers.
@okcomics.bsky.social Hey folks, do you happen to have the hardcover collection of DIE (all 20 issues) in, please? Can’t see on the website so a bit of 🤞 on my part!
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@okcomics.bsky.social Hey folks, do you happen to have the hardcover collection of DIE (all 20 issues) in, please? Can’t see on the website so a bit of 🤞 on my part!
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as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game
June 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
as a child I thought it was wildly unrealistic that Sims would immediately give up on all their goals and dreams if a single dirty plate was left on the ground but now that I’m an adult I understand that that was the most realistic part of the game
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I think a lot of games jargon is incredibly bad but I have to give it to whoever coined the new term for Clair Obscur-specific subgenre of the French-infused JRPG, the j'RPG. Incredible work.
June 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I think a lot of games jargon is incredibly bad but I have to give it to whoever coined the new term for Clair Obscur-specific subgenre of the French-infused JRPG, the j'RPG. Incredible work.
I was putting on a jacket after getting off a coach at Victoria and almost hit Statto from Fantasy Football with my flailing arm.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I was putting on a jacket after getting off a coach at Victoria and almost hit Statto from Fantasy Football with my flailing arm.
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ASUKA IN THE QUEEN OF THE RING BRACKET!!1!!
June 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ASUKA IN THE QUEEN OF THE RING BRACKET!!1!!