protojman
@protojman.com
Magic: the Gathering player, PC gamer, pet parent for 2 dogs and cats, music lover, art enjoyer, bread baker. He/him
Ask me about commander decks!
Ask me about commander decks!
I hope I soon stop ruining cookies by using cheap dipping chocolate
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I hope I soon stop ruining cookies by using cheap dipping chocolate
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Jace remains the most kickable Planeswalker.
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Jace remains the most kickable Planeswalker.
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Another one! eternal witness, had a lot of fun playing with new brushes and drawing organic shapes
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Another one! eternal witness, had a lot of fun playing with new brushes and drawing organic shapes
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
#fuckterfs #mtg #mtgart #mirrodin #magicthegathering #redraw #eternalwitness
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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Running around in a perpetual state of
a cartoon of a chicken nugget and a cup with a straw in it
Alt: Master Shake and Meatball from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, with Master Shake saying to Meatball "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
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November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Running around in a perpetual state of
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As soon as I get the Avatar out of this iceberg he will surely save our village from the Fire Nation!
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
As soon as I get the Avatar out of this iceberg he will surely save our village from the Fire Nation!
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In this house we ask if someone's games are properly saved when we take turns on the Steam Deck or Switch 2 because we're a loving family who looks after each other's progress.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
In this house we ask if someone's games are properly saved when we take turns on the Steam Deck or Switch 2 because we're a loving family who looks after each other's progress.
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One of my pet #mtgcommander decks performed well recently. There's a couple tweaks I can make, but other than that I'm not sure how to cope with the total, utter lack of feeling of failure. #commander #magicthegathering
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One of my pet #mtgcommander decks performed well recently. There's a couple tweaks I can make, but other than that I'm not sure how to cope with the total, utter lack of feeling of failure. #commander #magicthegathering
How much thought and/or how many card spaces do you put into Lifelink in Commander? #commander #mtgcommander #edh #magicthegathering
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
How much thought and/or how many card spaces do you put into Lifelink in Commander? #commander #mtgcommander #edh #magicthegathering
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I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
Say elf health 5 times fast
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Say elf health 5 times fast
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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This is a fabulous and lovely piece of writing from a writer I'm stunned to have never read before.
the greatest magic writer ever strikes again and again and again and again
www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/11/one-...
www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2025/11/one-...
One Battle Damage After Another
Writing from a cold and sanitized chain hotel, Rob ponders the effect that wear (or lack thereof) has on the value of our items.
www.hipstersofthecoast.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This is a fabulous and lovely piece of writing from a writer I'm stunned to have never read before.
Calling a deli sub a "submersible" is pathological and I can't wait to do it by accident.
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Calling a deli sub a "submersible" is pathological and I can't wait to do it by accident.
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If you see this, post and anime you love
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you see this, post and anime you love
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THE ROOTS UPDATE IS HERE! 🍄
Delve into the redwood forest infested by mushrooms and creepy-crawlies... 🪲
New biome 🌲
New Badges ⛰️
Scary things 🧟
...and more!
Delve into the redwood forest infested by mushrooms and creepy-crawlies... 🪲
New biome 🌲
New Badges ⛰️
Scary things 🧟
...and more!
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
THE ROOTS UPDATE IS HERE! 🍄
Delve into the redwood forest infested by mushrooms and creepy-crawlies... 🪲
New biome 🌲
New Badges ⛰️
Scary things 🧟
...and more!
Delve into the redwood forest infested by mushrooms and creepy-crawlies... 🪲
New biome 🌲
New Badges ⛰️
Scary things 🧟
...and more!
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
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I too hate daylight savings
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I too hate daylight savings
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please sir you have altered the beast a little too much
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
please sir you have altered the beast a little too much