Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺
@propofolmonkey.medsky.social
Anesthesiologist with pharmacy and EMS roots. Native Oregonian 🌲. He/him. Girl, cat, and dog dad. 🏳️🌈/🏳️⚧️ally. Cocktail enthusiast. Huge nerd. All opinions are my own.
Spot on!
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Spot on!
A right-wing apprenticeship program for teens whose brains haven’t fully developed yet. What could possibly go wrong?
Palentir is planning to shape young minds. What could go wrong?
When are we going to start fighting back against Thiel’s coup?
When are we going to start fighting back against Thiel’s coup?
The “Meritocracy Fellowship”is an experiment launched under Palantir CEO Alex Karp’s thesis that existing American universities are no longer reliable or necessary for training good workers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A right-wing apprenticeship program for teens whose brains haven’t fully developed yet. What could possibly go wrong?
It would be a shame if the orange dictator got a new nickname. H/t to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for such awesomeness!
#TheGreatFatsby
#TheGreatFatsby
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It would be a shame if the orange dictator got a new nickname. H/t to @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for such awesomeness!
#TheGreatFatsby
#TheGreatFatsby
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Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?
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People should support Russell Crowe’s new movie by converging in large groups, like a flash mob, and chanting the name of the movie. Maybe somewhere there is already media attention, like in front of an ICE building:
“Nuremberg! Nuremberg! Nuremberg!”
“Nuremberg! Nuremberg! Nuremberg!”
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
People should support Russell Crowe’s new movie by converging in large groups, like a flash mob, and chanting the name of the movie. Maybe somewhere there is already media attention, like in front of an ICE building:
“Nuremberg! Nuremberg! Nuremberg!”
“Nuremberg! Nuremberg! Nuremberg!”
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Portlanders — show off your corner of war-ravaged Portland below.
September 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Portlanders — show off your corner of war-ravaged Portland below.
Spot on.
I think this sums it up. He is a laughing stock around the world.
“A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏
“A festering carcass of American rot. A rotting pumpkin.” Thank you, Oliver from the UK👏
September 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Spot on.
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ICYMI 👇
BREAKING NEWS over in Inside Medicine:
Censorship at the CDC. Again.
Two dozen websites were removed, including resources for health equity, disability, and LGBTQ+ care.
Here’s what we know:
Censorship at the CDC. Again.
Two dozen websites were removed, including resources for health equity, disability, and LGBTQ+ care.
Here’s what we know:
September 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ICYMI 👇
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The Breakdown | Allison Gill | Substack
Speaking Truth to Power. Click to read The Breakdown, by Allison Gill, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
muellershewrote.com
September 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is a gratitude post. We're about to hit 100K subscribers on Substack! NO PAYWALLS: TOTALLY INDEPENDENT: you can subscribe for free, and you can chip in to support if you have the means. We're going to need independent media now more than ever. muellershewrote.com
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“If you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ...
September 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“If you can’t honor a man by quoting him directly because his own words seem disparaging to his legacy, then perhaps you shouldn’t try to honor him at all.” Watch my latest here: www.youtube.com/live/2Mv50KZ...
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Reminder: ignore the bots. We’ve started following many of you on here and just want to say, if you need a break, take one. The internet will still be here tomorrow. 💚
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reminder: ignore the bots. We’ve started following many of you on here and just want to say, if you need a break, take one. The internet will still be here tomorrow. 💚
Hey ButterflyIQ ultrasound - are you seriously bricking my perfectly good first-gen device and asking me to buy another one and the same email? Forget it. No more recommendations for your products. #ButterflyIQ
September 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hey ButterflyIQ ultrasound - are you seriously bricking my perfectly good first-gen device and asking me to buy another one and the same email? Forget it. No more recommendations for your products. #ButterflyIQ
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I saw the video, I forgot autoplay was on.
What dawned on me after the initial shock subsided is that children suffer these SAME injuries in their classrooms.
Other children watch their classmates suffer the same injuries as Charlie Kirk.
No child should experience that. Ever.
Regulate guns.
What dawned on me after the initial shock subsided is that children suffer these SAME injuries in their classrooms.
Other children watch their classmates suffer the same injuries as Charlie Kirk.
No child should experience that. Ever.
Regulate guns.
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I saw the video, I forgot autoplay was on.
What dawned on me after the initial shock subsided is that children suffer these SAME injuries in their classrooms.
Other children watch their classmates suffer the same injuries as Charlie Kirk.
No child should experience that. Ever.
Regulate guns.
What dawned on me after the initial shock subsided is that children suffer these SAME injuries in their classrooms.
Other children watch their classmates suffer the same injuries as Charlie Kirk.
No child should experience that. Ever.
Regulate guns.
Agreed.
I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.
September 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Agreed.
Yes, because all the previous perpetrators of gun violence were trans.
This is such a stupid timeline.
This is such a stupid timeline.
I've long said the only folks who will ever "come for your guns" are the republicans. Every accusation is a confession.
DOJ is openly stating that "trannies shouldn't have guns."
The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.
The Trump administration is moving to strip trans people of their 2nd amendment rights. Nothing good ever comes out of an authoritarian regime stripping a minority group of owning guns.
September 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yes, because all the previous perpetrators of gun violence were trans.
This is such a stupid timeline.
This is such a stupid timeline.
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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This is a 5-alarm fire! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
A Project 2025 author with a Nazi ship on the wall behind him. This ain’t subtle, folks.
August 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is a 5-alarm fire! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Trump is in the Epstein files
Violets are blue
Trump is in the Epstein files
August 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Trump is in the Epstein files
Violets are blue
Trump is in the Epstein files
“AI” doesn’t always mean ChatGPT or other LLM. This article looks at a decision support system using a specifically-trained GBM for speed, transparency, and objective output.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Multicenter Validation of a Machine Learning Model for Surgical Transfusion Risk
This cohort study evaluates the generalizability and potential clinical application of a publicly available machine learning algorithm to estimate red cell transfusion during surgery within a national...
jamanetwork.com
August 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“AI” doesn’t always mean ChatGPT or other LLM. This article looks at a decision support system using a specifically-trained GBM for speed, transparency, and objective output.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
OMG THIS!!!
Just because he's acting as if he's never leaving doesn't mean that you have to act as if he's never leaving.
August 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
OMG THIS!!!
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ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻