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Walter Crittenden, MD 🩺
@propofolmonkey.medsky.social
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Anesthesiologist with pharmacy and EMS roots. Native Oregonian 🌲. He/him. Girl, cat, and dog dad. 🏳️‍🌈/🏳️‍⚧️ally. Cocktail enthusiast. Huge nerd. All opinions are my own.
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Hey ButterflyIQ ultrasound - are you seriously bricking my perfectly good first-gen device and asking me to buy another one and the same email? Forget it. No more recommendations for your products. #ButterflyIQ
Butterfly iQ™ and iQ Vet™ were engineered for the mobile platforms and connectors of 2018. As Apple and Android move forward, continuing to support these devices would introduce risks to security, compatibility, and patient safety. That’s why support for your probe will officially end on December 31, 2025. As part of the phase-out of the original Butterfly iQ and iQ Vet, your app will soon display persistent banners (as of version 2.44) alerting you that support for your device will end on December 31. After this date, your probe may still display an image, but you will no longer be able to capture or upload images or cines to the Butterfly Cloud, and it will not be supported for patient care. Now is the time to take advantage of our limited-time trade-in offers*:
September 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Practicing for OF…
July 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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He said he was gonna!
4-panel stick figure comic with increasingly frantic responses of “he said he was gonna!”.
July 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I’m partial to Tehran in the 1960s myself…
Women with long, dark hair and colorful western-style clothes sit on a park bench in the sun. All have uncovered heads, two have short skirts showing a lot of leg.
June 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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When the nurses give you a festive hat, you wear it! Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!
A man in blue scrubs, a colorful scrub hat, and glasses wears a miniature sombrero.
May 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The greatest accidental juxtaposition on my timeline to date!
Two timeline photos. The first is meme with text that says, “For all those that smoked the devil’s lettuce today:” and a cartoon of Ned Flanders holding up a sign that says, “Christ is watching.” The other photo is from a friend suggestion; their photo is the meme “See, nobody cares.”
April 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Like this?
A store display of a wire mesh fruit hammock with banana hook.
April 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Can’t people just be happy that others are happy?
Meme of a chessboard, an angry child glares over the pieces, the caption reads, “Stop liking what I don’t like.”
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Someone here complained about how highly-educated people using AI to create silly pictures of themselves is cringe. Or, you know, you could let people enjoy their happiness.

Anyway, this is me.
Street-art style caracture of the poster, made by ChatGPT based on a photo.
April 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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I asked ChatGPT to show a moment in the life of an anesthesiologist. Was not disappointed.
#ansky #surgsky #medsky
Cartoon showing an operating room. A surgeon is operating, oblivious to the raging fire right behind him. The nurse is freaking out. The anesthesiologist sits calmly, coffee in hand, as if all of this is normal.
April 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Soooo close to 10k this morning 😊
April 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Asked ChatGPT to remake the “Woman Yells at Cat” meme in the style of an old English woodcut. Was not disappointed.
An old English woodcut image, generated by AI, of the meme “Woman Yells at Cat.”
April 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Getting called out by Clippy was not on my 2025 Bingo card...
🥴
A screenshot of a social media post. A user is complaining about AI reponses, and this posted said, "Even MS Clippy was better. And I hate Clippy." Clippy responded "Hate's a strong word, Walter."
April 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Looking forward to seeing The Glenn Miller Orchestra tonight!
Stage view of a big band orchestra.
March 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Mama wood duck in our nesting box today. The wiggle at the end is too cute! 😍
March 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Core 500 case (right) with laptop bag for scale.
A standard size laptop briefcase on the left, and a large black rectangle which is the stethoscope case on the right. The two are similar in size.
March 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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“That’s enough internet for today.”
A selfie of a man at a computer. A white cat sits on the back of his chair, starting at the computer screen, with her paw on his arm.
March 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Happy Pi Day!
Graphic representation that 3.14 = PIE (as seen by a mirror) with helpful icons π and 🍰
March 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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3.14 is a mirror image of PIE.
Mind blown.
Graphic representation of 3.14 = PIE
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Infographic on whether you need a measles booster.
“Infographic titled ‘Do You Need a Measles Booster?’ with a hashtag #DrKimsKids. It provides guidance on whether a measles booster shot is necessary based on birth year or vaccination history. A vertical arrow with different colored sections represents each category: • Born before 1957 (Blue): ‘NOPE. You were probably already exposed to measles.’ • Vaccinated between 1957-1962 (Pink): ‘MAYBE. Check with your doctor.’ • Vaccinated between 1963-1967 (Green): ‘YES! The measles vaccine you received is considered ineffective and you will need a booster.’ • Vaccinated between 1968-1989 (Orange): ‘MAYBE. Check with your doctor.’ • Vaccinated after 1989 (Purple): ‘NOPE. If you received two doses, your vaccines are considered effective.’ Each category is color-coded and aligned with the corresponding section of the arrow.”
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Hey Rudy:
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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“Yes, that formulary substitution will be fine, no problem, thanks for calling, please, I have a family…”
A pharmacy department sign. The “p” is missing so it reads “harmacist.” The photo caption says, “When your pharmacist has turned to the dark side.”
March 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Throwback to the hospital department lunch held in the room with a prominent biohazard sign on the door:
Buffet lunch is being served in a room where the door has a dark red biohazard warning sign on it.
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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On the Bueno/No Bueno scale, this is beyond No Bueno! 😔
A vu-style meter with "bueno" on the left, and the needle pointing to the right between "no bueno" and "NFB" (no fucking bueno).
March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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FB email: "You have followers on Threads!"

Me:
March 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM