Prof Luke Pro Fluke
@profluke.bsky.social
Educator by day, also by night.
I know it’s extreme but I’m holding this banker hostage because he’s about to steal an apartment from the elderly worth $1m, so I demand $1m to offset the harm he will do.
*Negotiates*
I came to an agreement, I will let the banker go but he pinkie swore I can ask him nicely for $1m in January.
*Negotiates*
I came to an agreement, I will let the banker go but he pinkie swore I can ask him nicely for $1m in January.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I know it’s extreme but I’m holding this banker hostage because he’s about to steal an apartment from the elderly worth $1m, so I demand $1m to offset the harm he will do.
*Negotiates*
I came to an agreement, I will let the banker go but he pinkie swore I can ask him nicely for $1m in January.
*Negotiates*
I came to an agreement, I will let the banker go but he pinkie swore I can ask him nicely for $1m in January.
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When you pay attention to the tons of evidence showing that immigrants commit fewer crimes, you see that the problem isn't immigrants. The problem is the people blaming immigrants and spreading lies and stereotypes about them .
October 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When you pay attention to the tons of evidence showing that immigrants commit fewer crimes, you see that the problem isn't immigrants. The problem is the people blaming immigrants and spreading lies and stereotypes about them .
Why didn’t the red coat army win when Washington crossed the Delaware early in the morning?
Because the red coats weren’t woke.
An un-woke military is a liability Administrative Assistant of War Hegseth.
Because the red coats weren’t woke.
An un-woke military is a liability Administrative Assistant of War Hegseth.
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why didn’t the red coat army win when Washington crossed the Delaware early in the morning?
Because the red coats weren’t woke.
An un-woke military is a liability Administrative Assistant of War Hegseth.
Because the red coats weren’t woke.
An un-woke military is a liability Administrative Assistant of War Hegseth.
Celebrating July 4th this year. It’s like feeling of needing to attend a grandparent’s birthday as you’re not sure if this might be the last time.
July 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Celebrating July 4th this year. It’s like feeling of needing to attend a grandparent’s birthday as you’re not sure if this might be the last time.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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This free course about LLMs looks brilliant. The graphics are delightful and the topic is absolutely essential. Lessons are short. I will be plunging in as soon as I can!
thebullshitmachines.com
thebullshitmachines.com
Modern-Day Oracles or Bullshit Machines: Introduction
A free online humanities course about how to learn and work and thrive in an AI world.
thebullshitmachines.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This free course about LLMs looks brilliant. The graphics are delightful and the topic is absolutely essential. Lessons are short. I will be plunging in as soon as I can!
thebullshitmachines.com
thebullshitmachines.com
If reading through a word soup of nothingness and the conclusion begins with “Overall,” you likely are reading something AI composed.
May 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If reading through a word soup of nothingness and the conclusion begins with “Overall,” you likely are reading something AI composed.
Shaking down allies for funds because you can get what you want from your enemies is like sending out of pocket Venmo requests to your friends because your ex won’t pay child support.
Except everyone in your family suffers in the meantime.
Except everyone in your family suffers in the meantime.
April 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Shaking down allies for funds because you can get what you want from your enemies is like sending out of pocket Venmo requests to your friends because your ex won’t pay child support.
Except everyone in your family suffers in the meantime.
Except everyone in your family suffers in the meantime.
Media not running this morning’s headlines about metal tariffs as “Stop the Steel!!!” Engaged in malpractice.
February 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Media not running this morning’s headlines about metal tariffs as “Stop the Steel!!!” Engaged in malpractice.
Don’t give down, just give up!!! 🫶💪🏻
February 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Don’t give down, just give up!!! 🫶💪🏻
It’s probably been noted and deemed ok that the words fascist and fascism aren’t in the IOS autocorrect.
January 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s probably been noted and deemed ok that the words fascist and fascism aren’t in the IOS autocorrect.
Every teacher should probably share this with their class regardless of discipline so they know how to react to the coming slew of executive orders mandating education in America.
youtu.be/56N5wwu7BzE?...
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The Third Wave | The Dollop
YouTube video by All Things Comedy
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January 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Every teacher should probably share this with their class regardless of discipline so they know how to react to the coming slew of executive orders mandating education in America.
youtu.be/56N5wwu7BzE?...
youtu.be/56N5wwu7BzE?...
The mental gymnastics between making sense of CEO-cide vs school shooters are perplexing. On one hand, motive can/should matter in gun violence, but not in other cases. Does random vs targeted killings matter? What are the thresholds for being deemed justified?
December 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The mental gymnastics between making sense of CEO-cide vs school shooters are perplexing. On one hand, motive can/should matter in gun violence, but not in other cases. Does random vs targeted killings matter? What are the thresholds for being deemed justified?
Any journalist interviewing a politician needs to call out the lack of Time Machine technology when politicians respond to “hey, what’s the plan going forward?” with an ad hominem belaboring how some issue could have been avoided.
December 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Any journalist interviewing a politician needs to call out the lack of Time Machine technology when politicians respond to “hey, what’s the plan going forward?” with an ad hominem belaboring how some issue could have been avoided.
Dedicated to turning my profile into a repository of random thoughts shouted into the abyss; not intended for a receiving audience but rather to allow me to say things that I want to remember thinking about for posterity purposes.
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Dedicated to turning my profile into a repository of random thoughts shouted into the abyss; not intended for a receiving audience but rather to allow me to say things that I want to remember thinking about for posterity purposes.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
If you are required to volunteer, are you a volunteer?
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 AM
If you are required to volunteer, are you a volunteer?
6yo son: “Dad, Santa gives the good gifts to only the best kids.”
Anyone on here interested in starting a metaphorical War on Christmas?
It’s a cute myth, but kids use the myth to make sense of a hierarchy of ‘best-ness.’
Brekyn isn’t ‘better’ than Sage, her parents just love consumerism more.
Anyone on here interested in starting a metaphorical War on Christmas?
It’s a cute myth, but kids use the myth to make sense of a hierarchy of ‘best-ness.’
Brekyn isn’t ‘better’ than Sage, her parents just love consumerism more.
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
6yo son: “Dad, Santa gives the good gifts to only the best kids.”
Anyone on here interested in starting a metaphorical War on Christmas?
It’s a cute myth, but kids use the myth to make sense of a hierarchy of ‘best-ness.’
Brekyn isn’t ‘better’ than Sage, her parents just love consumerism more.
Anyone on here interested in starting a metaphorical War on Christmas?
It’s a cute myth, but kids use the myth to make sense of a hierarchy of ‘best-ness.’
Brekyn isn’t ‘better’ than Sage, her parents just love consumerism more.
What is the best medium to spread information to Ss about how to respectfully engage their instructors about the poor edu practices they’re subjected to?
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
What is the best medium to spread information to Ss about how to respectfully engage their instructors about the poor edu practices they’re subjected to?
Education needs helpers. And I want to help.
November 18, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Education needs helpers. And I want to help.