Professor Dickweed
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Folks it’s 2025 stop making Instagram accounts for your Golden Doodles
October 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Folks it’s 2025 stop making Instagram accounts for your Golden Doodles
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Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight' was released 17 years ago today 🦇
July 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight' was released 17 years ago today 🦇
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Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
May 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
There are dark and evil forces at work against me
April 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
There are dark and evil forces at work against me
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April 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I like when they lock the pizzas into the BDSM cage at the Costco Food Court
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I like when they lock the pizzas into the BDSM cage at the Costco Food Court
Few things worse than a dude at a show with main character syndrome
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Few things worse than a dude at a show with main character syndrome
lol Putin sweating because Ukraine is ready to just start leveling every oil refinery in Russia even if it means cold European winters for every Eastern European nation for the next decade
March 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
lol Putin sweating because Ukraine is ready to just start leveling every oil refinery in Russia even if it means cold European winters for every Eastern European nation for the next decade
The JFK files being disseminated (along with the very heavy Russian Astroturfing that Biden is somehow a traitor to the republic) is to distract the GOP dipshits from the fact that the Trump admin refuses to release the Epstein files
March 19, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The JFK files being disseminated (along with the very heavy Russian Astroturfing that Biden is somehow a traitor to the republic) is to distract the GOP dipshits from the fact that the Trump admin refuses to release the Epstein files
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JD Vance is delivering on restoring the Ohio of yesteryear, in the sense of the Cuyahoga being on fire
Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
March 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
JD Vance is delivering on restoring the Ohio of yesteryear, in the sense of the Cuyahoga being on fire
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It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
March 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
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Are they like memorializing the Bond franchise because Amazon bought it and it's gonna suck shit from now on
March 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Are they like memorializing the Bond franchise because Amazon bought it and it's gonna suck shit from now on
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Can someone take that photo of Putin on the horse and merge it with the edited photo of Trump where he’s a centaur because of the stupid fucking shoe inserts he wears
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Can someone take that photo of Putin on the horse and merge it with the edited photo of Trump where he’s a centaur because of the stupid fucking shoe inserts he wears
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President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Live updates: Trump cuts short talks with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy after Oval Office blow up
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy met with President Donald Trump in Washington, seeking backing for Ukraine's security against any future Russian aggression.
apnews.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.
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James Gunn confirms a #TeenTitans movie is in development
February 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
James Gunn confirms a #TeenTitans movie is in development
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A ‘whistleblower’ has claimed that the Jeffrey Epstein files are being permanently deleted.
February 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A ‘whistleblower’ has claimed that the Jeffrey Epstein files are being permanently deleted.
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Even though I’ll have to suffer with my fellow Americans, the schadenfreude that comes from knowing they are going to get exactly what they deserve in the next couple of years has me so fucking hard right now
February 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Even though I’ll have to suffer with my fellow Americans, the schadenfreude that comes from knowing they are going to get exactly what they deserve in the next couple of years has me so fucking hard right now
Holy shit, this is genuinely hilarious and probably enough to get Elon fired if enough people share it, little kids don’t just say shit like this without hearing it somewhere else.
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Holy shit, this is genuinely hilarious and probably enough to get Elon fired if enough people share it, little kids don’t just say shit like this without hearing it somewhere else.
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Andy Serkis says Matt Reeves told him the story for #TheBatman2 🦇
"I am as hungry for it as you all are ... He told me the story [for it] and I was so excited for it"
"I am as hungry for it as you all are ... He told me the story [for it] and I was so excited for it"
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Andy Serkis says Matt Reeves told him the story for #TheBatman2 🦇
"I am as hungry for it as you all are ... He told me the story [for it] and I was so excited for it"
"I am as hungry for it as you all are ... He told me the story [for it] and I was so excited for it"
FDIC is probably next and then your money isn’t insured
February 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
FDIC is probably next and then your money isn’t insured