(Cold approaching woman at the bar later) I’ll be your dingleberry (realizing I fucked up and doubling down) I have tuberculosis
(Cold approaching woman at the bar later) I’ll be your dingleberry (realizing I fucked up and doubling down) I have tuberculosis
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense
brain: how bout a coffee
me: idk sounds like a bad idea
brain: iced coffee
me: ok yeah that makes more sense