iinad🧉
@prodigal-princess.bsky.social
los angeles’ only 34 year old
it’s funny how you can manufacture exclusively to a bar if you just make the entrance out of anything other than a door. surprisingly foolproof.
July 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
it’s funny how you can manufacture exclusively to a bar if you just make the entrance out of anything other than a door. surprisingly foolproof.
having a fat ass isn’t a physical attribute, it’s a state of mind
July 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
having a fat ass isn’t a physical attribute, it’s a state of mind
if business men made deals while playing soccer instead of golf the world would suck less
June 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if business men made deals while playing soccer instead of golf the world would suck less
my cats look like pedro pascal and sabrina carpenter
May 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my cats look like pedro pascal and sabrina carpenter
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Me when I got that sugar on lock
May 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Me when I got that sugar on lock
she glaston my bury til i yurt
May 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
she glaston my bury til i yurt
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Add an extra line to Norm! and they’re shouting Worm!
May 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Add an extra line to Norm! and they’re shouting Worm!
keep honking, i’m thinking about academy award winner marissa tomei in the floral backless body suit from 1992’s foremost procedural comedy my cousin vinny
May 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
keep honking, i’m thinking about academy award winner marissa tomei in the floral backless body suit from 1992’s foremost procedural comedy my cousin vinny
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The Storyteller of Mousepotamia
April 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The Storyteller of Mousepotamia
hot takes in which people call a trend or popular opinion “literal fascism” are, ironically, equally helpful to fascism. if everything is fascism then nothing is.
May 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
hot takes in which people call a trend or popular opinion “literal fascism” are, ironically, equally helpful to fascism. if everything is fascism then nothing is.
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“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
i have a coworker who is really nice, but she’s quiet and pretty and has a lot of botox, so everyone thought she was mean. the girls have made an effort to get to know her and learned it’s not true, while the guys have just been making fun of her behind her back. idk just something to think about
May 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i have a coworker who is really nice, but she’s quiet and pretty and has a lot of botox, so everyone thought she was mean. the girls have made an effort to get to know her and learned it’s not true, while the guys have just been making fun of her behind her back. idk just something to think about
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asking my doctor to prescribe me ozempic for no other reason than to make it easier to be lifted into the atmosphere by holding too many balloons
May 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
asking my doctor to prescribe me ozempic for no other reason than to make it easier to be lifted into the atmosphere by holding too many balloons
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Now the Bears get to embarrass the city AND catholic god
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Now the Bears get to embarrass the city AND catholic god
i once saw the new pope do a bump in the secret bathroom at east room
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i once saw the new pope do a bump in the secret bathroom at east room
gonna ask my therapist if i can klarna our session
April 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
gonna ask my therapist if i can klarna our session
let @kneecapceol.bsky.social do a tiny desk
March 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
let @kneecapceol.bsky.social do a tiny desk
i wonder if the celebrities on celebrity jeopardy allowed to write off their donated winnings on their taxes
February 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i wonder if the celebrities on celebrity jeopardy allowed to write off their donated winnings on their taxes
last time i was home, i was in penn station and i’ll never know what lead to this, but a little girl (maybe 10 at the oldest) looked her grandma in the eyes, perplexed and exclaimed in a perfect long island accent “are you new??”
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
last time i was home, i was in penn station and i’ll never know what lead to this, but a little girl (maybe 10 at the oldest) looked her grandma in the eyes, perplexed and exclaimed in a perfect long island accent “are you new??”
you’re telling me a blimp flied this skies?
January 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
you’re telling me a blimp flied this skies?
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if news is stressing you the fuck out, i recommend following a ton of artist starter packs and then clinging to the "popular with friends" tab like a life raft .
here's one i made feel free to share some good ones below go.bsky.app/VKGhQ6E
here's one i made feel free to share some good ones below go.bsky.app/VKGhQ6E
January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
if news is stressing you the fuck out, i recommend following a ton of artist starter packs and then clinging to the "popular with friends" tab like a life raft .
here's one i made feel free to share some good ones below go.bsky.app/VKGhQ6E
here's one i made feel free to share some good ones below go.bsky.app/VKGhQ6E
having a very Bad Time applying for jobs. if the economy is going to collapse can it just, like, do that already?
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
having a very Bad Time applying for jobs. if the economy is going to collapse can it just, like, do that already?
i didn't realize rascal flatts looked like that
January 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i didn't realize rascal flatts looked like that
the mixed messages from experts about the air quality in southern cali got me thinking about how i expertly sent you mixed messages in our relationship. our love burned like a wildfire. hot, but uncontained and toxic. even though the air looked clear, i see how i made it hard for us to breath easy..
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
the mixed messages from experts about the air quality in southern cali got me thinking about how i expertly sent you mixed messages in our relationship. our love burned like a wildfire. hot, but uncontained and toxic. even though the air looked clear, i see how i made it hard for us to breath easy..