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Optimal Primus
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
buying eggs at 7-11!
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
quirky gen-xer
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
crust fund
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the predator has trauma
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ford Exploder
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
bisexua
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
my buns are on the swedish
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
federal troops have been deployed to west hollywood to curb illegal usage of gas blowers
September 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
deviled egg hot dog
September 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have intergenerational IBS
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
looking for an excuse to rock
July 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
what if the french started eating brie “american style” (with the crusts cut off)
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
*has to buy one cable* more like cableton live
June 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
howl round
June 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
here’s a bathroom techno set
May 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
more eye floaters than usual today, not sure what’s goin on with that
May 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Too many flies
April 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
only dogs should be allowed to take waymo
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me when I got that sugar on lock
May 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
a stranger is just an animal you haven’t named yet
May 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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i once saw the new pope do a bump in the secret bathroom at east room
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
WEPT AINT
May 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the piss interrupter
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
in my lived experience, foster cats love drum n bass
April 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM