She invites you up to her hotel room. She's lying on the bed, beckoning you. Damn, she looks good. Then, you hear a noise off to the side and you see to your horror: Statler and Waldorf in the cuck chair.

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

Go see the @thesloppyboys.bsky.social

Are we finally getting a @pftompkins.bsky.social episode of Scott hasn’t seen?

Sbarro in the streets, diarrhea in the sheets

We saw every movie and read every book about robots and AI killing us and said “yes let’s make sure that happens to us for real.”

movie you've watched more than six times using gifs

(hard mode, no star wars, star trek, or lotr)