alto! (Ugly Sweater Edition)
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just someone
they/them
matrix: @alto:private.coffee
mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
they/them
matrix: @alto:private.coffee
mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
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meth and math type of night
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
meth and math type of night
omg another apl enjoyer on this website
ᔑᓵᓵ𝙹∷↸╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᔑꖎꖎ ꖌリ𝙹∴リ ꖎᔑ∴ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ᔑ⍊╎ᔑℸ ̣ ╎𝙹リ, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ╎ᓭ リ𝙹 ∴ᔑ|| ᔑ ʖᒷᒷ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ʖᒷ ᔑʖꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⎓ꖎ||.
╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ∴╎リ⊣ᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹 ᓭᒲᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ⎓ᔑℸ ̣ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ʖ𝙹↸|| 𝙹⎓⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣∷𝙹⚍リ↸.
ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖᒷᒷ, 𝙹⎓ ᓵ𝙹⚍∷ᓭᒷ, ⎓ꖎ╎ᒷᓭ ᔑリ||∴ᔑ|| ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ʖᒷᒷᓭ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ᓵᔑ∷ᒷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ╎ᓭ ╎ᒲ!¡𝙹ᓭᓭ╎ʖꖎᒷ.
╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ∴╎リ⊣ᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹𝙹 ᓭᒲᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ⎓ᔑℸ ̣ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷ ʖ𝙹↸|| 𝙹⎓⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣∷𝙹⚍リ↸.
ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖᒷᒷ, 𝙹⎓ ᓵ𝙹⚍∷ᓭᒷ, ⎓ꖎ╎ᒷᓭ ᔑリ||∴ᔑ|| ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ʖᒷᒷᓭ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ᓵᔑ∷ᒷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎リꖌ ╎ᓭ ╎ᒲ!¡𝙹ᓭᓭ╎ʖꖎᒷ.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
omg another apl enjoyer on this website
me when i remember most engineers are furries
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
me when i remember most engineers are furries
no way they put a thirty fucking four minute song on the album
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
no way they put a thirty fucking four minute song on the album
...but can nix fix my relationship with my mother?
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
...but can nix fix my relationship with my mother?
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i gotta get a job man
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
i gotta get a job man
sleeping on my belly in a loop like a serpent
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
sleeping on my belly in a loop like a serpent
i love lean because if you don't have anything to show to the compiler you can just say sorry and it will accept it and move on
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
i love lean because if you don't have anything to show to the compiler you can just say sorry and it will accept it and move on
women in suits > > > > > > > ,. .
🤤🤤🤤🤤
🤤🤤🤤🤤
"Trick or Treat."
Thanks for playing.
Expect more jumpscares this month~
Thanks for playing.
Expect more jumpscares this month~
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
women in suits > > > > > > > ,. .
🤤🤤🤤🤤
🤤🤤🤤🤤
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
could definitely go for a chicken alfredo rn
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
could definitely go for a chicken alfredo rn
yea i think that's enough for a first session
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
yea i think that's enough for a first session
currently doomscrolling wasm proposals
October 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
currently doomscrolling wasm proposals
matrix spec telling me to clean my room smh my head
October 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
matrix spec telling me to clean my room smh my head
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broke autists next question
Trans people are often advocates of radical transit and urbanist policy—Katelyn Burns investigates why.
Why Are So Many Trans People Into Urban Planning?
Trans people are often advocates of radical transit and urbanist policy—Katelyn Burns investigates why.
f.mtr.cool
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
broke autists next question
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— hey compiler, why is this pattern matching not exhaustive? what am I missing?
— many such cases, my friend.
— many such cases, my friend.
May 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
— hey compiler, why is this pattern matching not exhaustive? what am I missing?
— many such cases, my friend.
— many such cases, my friend.
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maybe it’s impossible to make a c-family language that isn’t kinda ugly?
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
maybe it’s impossible to make a c-family language that isn’t kinda ugly?
can y'all fucking stop subtweeting shit I'm on this app like once every three days
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
can y'all fucking stop subtweeting shit I'm on this app like once every three days
exfat? you mean on a diet??
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
exfat? you mean on a diet??
Goodbye, Eri is, hands down, the best piece of fiction I've read in 2025 so far
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Goodbye, Eri is, hands down, the best piece of fiction I've read in 2025 so far
what r u guys gonan be for halloween
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
what r u guys gonan be for halloween