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mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
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November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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clearly what rust needs is a Northernlion endorsement
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
> material 3 was peak of design

wrong. unlimited 2010 aqua aesthetics on modern desktops
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
it's a little bit far away
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
for when you need a Strong Gender
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
does it actually help? /genq
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
actually scratch that, Gecko was made in-house it turns out
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
tbf Chromium (Blink) is originally a WebKit fork (which is originally a khtml fork, like Gecko, the Firefox engine)

they really are all the same browser
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
not to sound elitist or anything, it's just boring 😔
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
sometimes i feel like the only person on this planet that does not do vibe coding
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
splendid
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
no actual fucking way it's the bee movie script 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
context:
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
what am i looking at
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
note to self do not upload transparent pngs to catsky dot social
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
a rope is a binary tree where each node holds a string of manageable size and length and each node further up the tree holds the sum of the lengths of all the leaves in its left subtree. hope that helps
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
looking at comments i realize this post is just bait for the audience to recommend shen gay smut
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
mesmerized you say?
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
you're worried about losing your job. i'm excited for you losing your job because i also don't have one. are you free tonight? we can play smash i main kirby
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
my pronounce are bih/bee
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM