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April
@probablyaliens.bsky.social
I like to hang upside down. I have a dog.
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Doing a #promosky so I'm shouting into less of a void.

🟣 Comics
🟣 The Expanse
🟣 Final Fantasy
🟣 Cozy games
🟣 Knitting
🟣 Aerial arts (lyra and pole)
🟣 Dogs
🟣 Trying to make the world less shit
🟣 Reluctantly gluten free
🟣 Feminism
🟣 Horizon Zero Dawn
🟣 Atheism
🟣 Painting
🟣 Eating enough protein
Playing Assassin's Creed 1 for the first time and it's so nice of the enemies to take turns hitting me ☺️
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I decided that the Internet was better when it was made up of jank personal websites made with questionable HTML and blogs so I made a jank personal site
distillation.neocities.org
The web site of distillation
distillation.neocities.org
September 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
PHLEBOTOMY GLORY HOLE STOP
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I tried to reread The Andromeda Strain this week (for the record, loved it in high school) and cannot get over a man who was married FIVE TIMES thinking up the Odd Man Hypothesis.

The whole book hits different as an adult married woman with a biology degree. I DNFed it.
August 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by April
If schools were actually preparing kids for white-collar work they wouldn't be phone-free, you'd have to have your phone on your desk all day for the authenticator apps
July 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I've been considering subscribing to WIRED for a while now instead of just reading it from the library. This image sealed the deal.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Jul 21
Anyone know what "wellness" means anymore? From TikTok hacks to those in key US government roles using their authority to wreak havoc on the lives of Americans, WIRED decided, ye, let's dive in.

From Bryan Johnson's longevity quest to AI drugs, here is Beyond Wellness: www.wired.com/beyond-welln...
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me reading sci-fi: I'm AN INTELLECTUAL who likes speculating about what humanity is capable of and isn't afraid of physics.

Me reading @garethlpowell.bsky.social's Future's Edge: I want these people to be in A THROUPLE with their ship.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I didn't like any of the keyboards or build your own options at Micro Center so I ordered individual components myself. Now I get to wait a week or two to see if I am too stupid to build my own keyboard. Can't wait.
July 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Good news: I had a great pole class today. Got my jasmine back on my left side, drilled inverts, A+ conditioning all around.

Bad news: Now I can't sleep because it was a "late" class and I am learning that I am not over my exercise induced insomnia, the sauna at the gym just counteracts it.
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm off my antidepressants and went to spin class and did the sauna and then didn't even mind walking home in the rain because I got to listen to @99pi.org WHO AM I.
June 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Me playing RDR2 for the first 60 hours: Abigail is so stupid she can do so much better than John.

Me playing RDR2 for the first time after: John is on a ranch. 😭😭😭
June 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It would have been nice if anyone raving about Mouthwashing had let me know that the only woman character exists to be a rape victim. Sigh.
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My husband got me a color Kindle so I can read comics in the gym hot tub. He knows what women want.
June 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Update on my Boston Calling induced All Time Low obsession: I purchased tickets to see them again in November. I actually love being in my thirties and having money to do what teenage me dreamed of.
June 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by April
NEW: We investigated several stories of people who spiraled into severe, life-altering mental health crises after developing all-consuming obsessions with ChatGPT.

Screenshots we reviewed show the AI directly engaging with and supporting user delusions + conspiracies.

futurism.com/chatgpt-ment...
June 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I finally saw Lights last night 😭
June 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I fell off the podcast wagon when I stopped commuting but IT TURNS OUT my walk to my new gym, which I am obsessed with, is roughly the length of a @99pi.org episode. Gonna get so swole and learn so much about flags.
May 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Still thinking about All Time Low at Boston Calling yesterday. They were SO GOOD.
May 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Half assed gluten information for events is actually worse than nothing. I'm trying to figure out what I can eat at Boston Calling this weekend and just keep being told that it's in the app. What is in the app is an incomplete list of vendors that say they have at least one gluten free option.
May 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by April
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
May 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Current gym sauna/hot tub read is @alicepoonauthor.bsky.social
's Tales of Ming Courtesans.

Library books on the Kindle at the spendy gym is such a good lifestyle choice.
May 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Late to Infinity Nikki but still having fun.
May 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bro I finally saw Sinners and YES
May 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Reposted by April
NEW: Taylor Swift reveals MS-13 tattoo
April 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Protein update: switching to whey protein did actually fix me. I'm mad. I worked out yesterday and felt good afterwards for the first time in MONTHS.
April 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM