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April
@probablyaliens.bsky.social
I like to hang upside down. I have a dog.
Not you, but the flustered vet calling me to tell me that the cat I wanted to adopt was, in fact, a neutered male and did not need to be spayed and I could pick him up "if I still wanted him" is a core memory.
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Meet...experience...same thing
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
More seriously, I am a tissue donor recipient so super cool to hear the process mentioned and I'm excited to read about it in the book.
September 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
@romanmars.bsky.social finally listened to this one and the juxtaposition between "it's mostly good that you love your children" and the immediate tears from the throwback audio is just perfect
September 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
But this would make me old and I'm not old???
September 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm also having trouble with the concept of getting married five times. That sounds exhausting.
August 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It is!!
July 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
FFX!!
July 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I've used a jungle culture safety razor for years and LOVE IT ama.
July 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Make bagel chips!
July 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If the mustard is less than a week old then I'm not even bothered.
July 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I loved reading this thread about him, thank you for sharing!
July 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The little flames!!
June 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I should note that this was a psychiatrist approved and guided "being off my meds" and not mania. I'm just, like, good???
June 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sounds like everyone is winning
June 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM