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Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings
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January 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nutritionists Recommend Following Occasional Trail Of Sweets Into Dark Forest To Help Manage Cravings
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ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
January 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?
ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not
Finally watching Severance
January 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Finally watching Severance
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In defending the J-6 pardons, Trump said, “These people were targeted by the DOJ.”
Yes.
When you commit a crime you are then targeted by law-enforcement so they can catch you. That’s not a defense.
“Your honor, after my client robbed the bank, he was targeted by police! It’s been a nightmare!”
Yes.
When you commit a crime you are then targeted by law-enforcement so they can catch you. That’s not a defense.
“Your honor, after my client robbed the bank, he was targeted by police! It’s been a nightmare!”
January 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In defending the J-6 pardons, Trump said, “These people were targeted by the DOJ.”
Yes.
When you commit a crime you are then targeted by law-enforcement so they can catch you. That’s not a defense.
“Your honor, after my client robbed the bank, he was targeted by police! It’s been a nightmare!”
Yes.
When you commit a crime you are then targeted by law-enforcement so they can catch you. That’s not a defense.
“Your honor, after my client robbed the bank, he was targeted by police! It’s been a nightmare!”
I set my morning pills into a container so I can take them in bed (can’t have coffee for an hour after) and the other day I just threw them into the water.
January 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I set my morning pills into a container so I can take them in bed (can’t have coffee for an hour after) and the other day I just threw them into the water.
Please stop making me type things with a console controller.
January 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Please stop making me type things with a console controller.
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Doing a comedy show tomorrow night (Tue, Jan 14) at Largo. All proceeds will benefit the California Fire Foundation Wildfire & Disaster Relief Fund.
Will have a bunch of surprise guests.
Buy tickets here:
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Will have a bunch of surprise guests.
Buy tickets here:
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Buy tickets to Kumail Nanjiani is Doing This Again in Los Angeles on January 14, 2025
Will Call Opens/Seat Assignments Begin: 6PMDoors Open For Drinks: 7PMShowtime: 8PM When you arrive at WILL CALL on the night of the show, seats will be assigned to you first come first served, from th
wl.seetickets.us
January 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Doing a comedy show tomorrow night (Tue, Jan 14) at Largo. All proceeds will benefit the California Fire Foundation Wildfire & Disaster Relief Fund.
Will have a bunch of surprise guests.
Buy tickets here:
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Will have a bunch of surprise guests.
Buy tickets here:
wl.seetickets.us/event/kumail...
Is this just a new platform to share photos of Bosco? Yes.
December 16, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Is this just a new platform to share photos of Bosco? Yes.