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Conservation of Anger Momentum
@primarylupine.bsky.social
Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
Pinned
No molestes la papa. 🥔
The mental gymnastics required to simultaneously believe anyone under 18 can consent to sexual relations, whilst at the same time they're children who need protection from evil Internet porn is beyond gold-medal territory.

Need like, Roentgenium medals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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‪$177.23/$640 has been collected for the medical bill.
Please help me, I am so close to getting this paid for by end of year.
Even Signal Boosting helps.
PayPal.me/Chickenbokbok
$KreseMaysa
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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www.gofundme.com/f/make-the-p...

Being the owner of a private business and sole provider for our household, I don't have the means to get the loan I would need from the bank.
My wife is still working on her citizenship and how to establish herself and deal with her diagnose.
Donate to Help us save our home, organized by Twitch Wennerholm
[TLDR at the bottom] A little backstory about the house. It belongs to an acquaintance, an… Twitch Wennerholm needs your support for Help us save our home
www.gofundme.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A heads up to anyone running a Johnny Cash parody account.
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dolly Parton is planning to release her own bag-hanging monster doll, getting in on the latest trend.

They'll be called "Labuboobies"
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Somehow I whacked the controller dongle for my IKEA multicolor light strips whilst sleeping, and woke up to my room in full Caramelldansen mode.
a close up of a cat 's face with a red nose (via Tenor) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
This GIF has been posted from Skywalker for Android. Get Skywalker from Google Play.<br>Bluesky: @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
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November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Telling a Doordash guy to fuck off and get out of the store because he was holding up the self-checkout line to photo all his receipts, then me getting thanked by two customers was the cathartic moment of the night.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Honey, wake up, another stuck boat just dropped.
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me: *walking into work singing along with Katy Perry* "I ate a squirrel, and I liked it, the crunch of its tiny ribcage..."

The HR lady as I pass her desk: 😨
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I read that as "Skaven Technology" on first glance. @qrik.bsky.social
#RECALL: Sanven Technology Recalls Vevor Baby Swings. The swings were marketed for infant sleep and have an incline angle greater than 10 degrees, posing a deadly suffocation risk. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thought my 9060 was artifacting, was dreading doing an RMA. An hour of Furmark stress-testing turned up nothing.

Turns out it's the TV. Thing does turn 20 next March, and it's got nearly 23k hours on the clock. Seems okay with some minor tweaks to the display timing.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Think of all the things we could harvest from bountiful farms if we stopped wasting time, effort, and fertilizer on celery.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Comments I got from customers and cow-orkers today:

- Were your eyes always yellow?

- Oh, shit, that's *not* fake hair?

- How are you doing that with your tail?
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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It's a bit of a mouthful........

Artist: claptonista https://b3ta.com/board/11422287
From the 'Two Authors One Book' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/twoauthorsonebook/popular/ #TwoAuthorsOneBook
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"Detroit cop Zooms into court pantless" would be even funnier if you didn't know about the video chat platform, and imagine it was like, on a scooter.

www.clickondetroit.com/video/id/hfu...
Detroit cop Zooms into court pantless
During a Zoom court hearing on a reckless driving and public intoxication case, Detroit police officer Matthew Jackson appeared without pants, wearing only boxers below his uniform shirt. When questio...
www.clickondetroit.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
For being a helium balloon who wished to be a real boy, this guy has some good videos on audio equipment.
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
What I do at 1am: Watch video about a 10-cent audio chip, that mentions @paintyourdragon.bsky.social's work on recreating the Speak & Spell's LPC chip sound, that leads to me pausing the video, reading github, reading the Adafruit blog, then ending up on a video about the Dallas Children's Theater.
DCT on Minute with Mitch Carr KRLD 1080
YouTube video by Dallas Children's Theater
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I agree, little bunny. 🔥🐰🔥
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Props to the Dodgers organist for pulling out the deep cut of "The Neverending Story". #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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https://prnt.sc/pvz14
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM