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Conservation of Anger Momentum
@primarylupine.bsky.social
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Expert cat annoyer, boarder of keys. Able to hold at least five limes at once. Uses Linux. Abuses Windows.
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primarylupine.bsky.social
Al Gore warned us he'd do it...

And he controls the Al Gore Rhythm.
Early 2000's Al Gore wearing a brown suit, blue shirt, and stripey red tie, speaking at (probably) a town hall meeting. Caption: If you don't STFU, I'll turn off the Internet.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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He already had experience with Bat Boy, while Hillary was getting railed by P'lod in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Bill Clinton poses with a grey-skinned, melon-headed alien, waving. TECHNIQUES I LEARNED D'LOD the space alien's space, designed, he says, sex tips are an innova- "to help all beings get the tive and adventurous com-most from any love session, bination of the best love any time, any where, just as strategies from Earth and the Earth woman and I did." Here, in an exclusive ex- cerpt from the extraterrestri- al's new book, are three tips to help you spice up you love life in a hurry: 1. Forget about going "all the way." In fact, bon it for at least an hour! "This will shift your foc to the kind of kissing, cud- dling and bonding that Hillary ond I engaged in," says P'lod. ACCORDING to her galpals, Hillory says Bill couldn't compare to P'lod in the bedroom.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
primarylupine.bsky.social
The way this lined up on my Discover feed... 😳
A screenshot displaying a feed from the social media site Bluesky. The first post is a meme showing a heavily distressed, sweating, and bloodshot-eyed Spongebob SquarePants with the large text "Day 38. It's day 38 of the U.S. government shutdown." Below it is a post from The Guardian featuring a close-up photograph of a bright orange and brown newt looking directly at the camera, with the headline "Week in wildlife: a toxic newt, a rescued gibbon and baby flying foxes."
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
primarylupine.bsky.social
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pic of Howard Dean flipping a bunny with a pancake on its head like a pancake.
Presidential candidate Howard Dean, wearing a green apron and black sweater, stands in front of a wall covered with his campaign signs. He holds a large metal spatula, from which he is launching a grey and white rabbit with a pancake resting on its head.
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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The Coup beat them to it.

A week before 9/11.

A man with tinted glasses and an afro presses a button on a handheld device. Behind him a woman in a denim jacket dances whilst holding drumsticks. Behind them, against a cloudy sky, the twin towers of the World Trade Center are exploding.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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An image macro, or meme, featuring a reddish-brown fox standing in a snowy, white background during what appears to be a blizzard. The text at the bottom reads "Microsoft Wimdy 98" in a bold, stylized font, parodying the Microsoft Windows 98 logo.
November 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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For being a helium balloon who wished to be a real boy, this guy has some good videos on audio equipment.
screenshot of a youtube video by audio university. the presenter sits in a studio, wearing a black shirt with their logo on it, in front of a wood desk. behind him, an acoustic guitar hangs on the wall, above a guitar amp. a rack of audio gear and patch cables to the right.
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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I agree, little bunny. 🔥🐰🔥
A small poster, hastily-slapped with wheat paste on a utility box. It shows an ink illustration of a bunny, ears raised, facing to the right. The bunny wears a black scarf around its neck, with a lit match held in its mouth. Handwritten text, "the time has come to DISOBEY (be brave)".
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Mister Rogers in front of his closet, changing his coat for Freddy Krueger's sweater and bladed glove.
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Before you try to slide into my DMs, just know I'm built like this
A Chevrolet/GMC/Isuzu Lieutenant truck. The love child of a '90s K-series pick up and cab-over diesel box truck. The front end is a boxy cab, the rear is three-quarters of a Chevy pick up truck. It is silver and green, maybe green-blue, with four headlights, a gold bowtie badge, four doors, and a dually rear axle. It is what automotive designers come up with when fed near-lethal amounts of beer instead of cocaine. The latter got us the DeLorean.
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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**Alt-text:** A viral tweet thread by the user @dril, whose display name is "wint." The first tweet shows a budget list: * Food $200 * Data $150 * Rent $800 * **Candles $3,600** * Utility $150 The text below the list reads: "someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying" The second tweet is a reply from user @craigus12, whose display name is "craig," which says: "@dril spend less on candles" The third tweet is another reply from @dril, which says: "@craigus12 **no**" The image depicts the humorous refusal of the user @dril to cut a disproportionately high expense for candles from their budget.
October 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Same. Mine's held up okay, but the chest piece has started cracking. 😕
A high-quality, close-up profile of a massive gorilla, resembling King Kong, with deep black fur and a heavily wrinkled, gray face. The gorilla has a wide, mischievous smirk revealing large teeth and tusks, and its eyes glow yellow. The lighting suggests a dramatic "selfie" in a dense, green jungle or rainforest environment.
October 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Because they're fun. I never buy stuff for any value other than I think it's neat. I bought a plush beet last week. Picked up an ALF figure. Snagged a matchbox-sized model of an '84 Dodge caravan.
Marge Simpson holds a potato, grinning at it.
October 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Am I the only one who noticed Destiny's Child totally ran out and abandoned their backup dancers when the helicopter arrived?
A slightly blurry, dramatic still from the **Destiny's Child "Survivor" music video**. In the foreground, two women, one with purple hair and one with red, are in motion, running or dancing, both wearing **camouflage outfits**. They are surrounded by a group of people, some also wearing military-style or neutral-toned clothing, in what appears to be a jungle-temple setting. The background features dark stone ruins under a dramatic **purple-and-dark-blue stormy sky**.
October 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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How far back in time are we looking, Google?
An alert notification on a dark phone screen from the Google Photos app reads "New memory for you" and "Look back in time". The memory preview shows an old, black and white profile drawing of a dark-haired, bearded hominin with pronounced brow ridges, resembling an early human ancestor. A small circle icon in the top right corner of the notification also displays the same profile drawing.
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I've got a CM Storm Trooper. If not for the two fans in front, I could put like 9 5.25" drives in there.

And a Fractal Design Terra.
isometric line drawing diagram of a PC case showing the option to install optical drives. the diagram shows a stack of six optical drives being mounted in the case.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I know picking graphics for shows can be a challenge, but using MemTest86 for a Peter Schilling live show is certainly a choice.
Still image from a video of Peter Schilling performing "Major Tom (Völlig losgelöst)" on stage, overlaid with Memtest86 running a random number sequence test
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
primarylupine.bsky.social
Higher-rez that really shows off the detail in the 3D model:
Alt Text: An artistic rendering of a Dalek (from Doctor Who) re-imagined as a large structure made of intricate, multi-colored stained glass panels, standing within an ancient stone hall or cathedral. The upper section is a metal cage holding a glowing light, and it's armed with a long, three-pronged trident. The lower left of the image has a reddish-orange glow from what appears to be fire or smoke.
October 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I was thinking of this post when I spotted a box on the recycling pile in the garage, and I think you got it.
Photo of a cardboard box with "MR12AV1" in block letters in a black rectangle printed on it, along with weights and dimensions of the product it held.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
primarylupine.bsky.social
Didn't learn from The Weather Channel, eh?
A man stands in a TV studio in a black suit and red tie. giant video screens behind show graphics for snowfall reports for winter storm "Janus". The screens on the right are partially obscured by the presenter, large letters read "WINTER STORM ANUS"
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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I'd ask questions about why there's apparently 10.6 million accounts on a trump(dot)Com PDS.

Hmm, @safety.bsky.app?

https://clearsky.app/pds
Screenshot of the Clearsky pds info page showing user counts for individual pds domains with pds.trump.com populated with over 10 million accounts.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Need to bring back this @fark.com classic.
A baby owl stands on a person's open palm, the arm in a blue coat sleeve in front of a dark background. overlaid text: "Welcome to bluesky, here's your owl."
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Then there was us turbo-nerds, who had up to 50 phone numbers on our wrists.
A vintage Casio Data Bank digital watch, model DBC-60 or similar, is shown against a blurred white background. The watch has a black resin case and strap. The top section is the digital screen, displaying FRI 7-30 AM 10:44 34, along with labels like "DATA BANK" and "TELEMEMO & SCHEDULE." The bottom section features a membrane calculator keypad with small, clearly labeled keys for numbers and letters. The whole image is well-lit and in sharp focus
October 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
primarylupine.bsky.social
There was also this really cool bus stop poster that appeared all black during the day, with only the show's title visible, but the werewolf would appear at night when lit from behind.
A promotional still or poster featuring a scary-looking werewolf creature with dark brown fur, large pointed ears, yellow eyes, and a wide-open mouth displaying sharp fangs. Its large, hairy hands with sharp claws are raised defensively or menacingly. The figure is lit dramatically from below against a solid black background, with the title "WEREWOLF" in a thick, red font at the base.
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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The smell of this reminds me of my dad.
A bottle of Mrs. Meyer's Clean Day Hand Soap in a "Limited Edition Scent" of Elderberry. The label is purple with an elderberry and leaf motif and states the soap is made with olive oil and aloe vera.
October 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM